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gee, it sure is boring around here! My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for! I just wonder, what ganon is up to... Your majesty, Ganon and his Minions have seized the island of koridai! Hmm! How can we help? It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon! Great! I will grab my stuff! There is no time; your sword is enough! How a bout a kiss, for luck? You have got to be kidding! Squadalah! we are off! Wow, what are all those heads? These are the faces of evil! You must conquer each! I guess, i better get going! Here is the map! Where do you wish to go?
« German »
gee, bohrt es sure um hier! mein Junge, dieser Frieden ist, was alle zutreffenden Krieger anstreben! Bis zu ich gerade wundere, welchem ganon ist… Ihre Majestät, Ganon und seine Günstlinge ergriffen die Insel von koridai! Hmm! Wie können wir helfen? Es geschrieben, nur Verbindung Ganon besiegen kann! Groß! Ich ergreife mein Material! Es gibt keine Zeit; Ihre Klinge ist genug! Wie ein Zeitraum ein Kuss, für Glück? Sie müssen scherzen! Squadalah! wir sind aus! Wow sind was alle jene Köpfe? Diese sind die Gesichter des Übels! Sie müssen jedes erobern! Ich schätze, ich verbessere gehend! Ist hier das Diagramm! Wo möchten Sie gehen?
gee, bores it over here sure! my boy, these peace is, which all applicable warriors aim at! Up to I straight surprise, which ganon is… Its majesty, Ganon and its favourites seized the island of koridai! Hmm! How can we help? It written, only connection Ganon to defeat can! Largely! I seize my material! There is no time; Their blade is enough! How one period a kiss, for luck? They must joke! Squadalah! we are out! Wow are which all those heads? These are the faces of the evil! They must conquer everyone! I estimate, I improve going! Is here the diagram! Where would you like to go?

gee, bohrt es sure um hier! mein Junge, dieser Frieden ist, was alle zutreffenden Krieger anstreben! Bis zu ich gerade wundere, welchem ganon ist… Ihre Majestät, Ganon und seine Günstlinge ergriffen die Insel von koridai! Hmm! Wie können wir helfen? Es geschrieben, nur Verbindung Ganon besiegen kann! Groß! Ich ergreife mein Material! Es gibt keine Zeit; Ihre Klinge ist genug! Wie ein Zeitraum ein Kuss, für Glück? Sie müssen scherzen! Squadalah! wir sind aus! Wow sind was alle jene Köpfe? Diese sind die Gesichter des Übels! Sie müssen jedes erobern! Ich schätze, ich verbessere gehend! Ist hier das Diagramm! Wo möchten Sie gehen?
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Monkey butts are made up of magical unicorns. They can also be seen from outer space if you are a klondike bar.
« Korean »
원숭이 개머리판쇠는 마술 unicorns로 위로 만든다. 그들은 또한 우주에서 당신이 klondike 막대기인 경우에 보일 수 있다.
The monkey butt comfort makes with magic unicorns. They also are these klondike sticks of you from outer space and there is a possibility of being visible in case.
sometimes i cry in the bathroom
« Japanese »
時々私は浴室で叫ぶ
Occasionally I shout at the bathroom
you love to blow turds like those sick japanese broads i saw on the internet.
« Japanese »
私がインターネットで見たそれらの病気の日本のbroadsのような糞を吹くことを愛する。
The fact that the droppings like Japanese of those sicknesses which I saw with Internet broads are blown is loved.
fuck you you fucking fuck.
« Japanese »
性交の性交性交しなさい。
Have sexual intercourse have sexual intercourse of sexual intercourse.
Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
« Icelandic »
Líf er a banvænn kvörtun , og óákveðinn greinir í ensku einstaklega smitandi einn.
Líf is a deadly gripe , and indefinite article into English singularly oozy single.
he puts the saggy, hairy old testicles in his wet mouth
« Japanese »
彼は彼のぬれた口にたるんだ、毛深く古い睾丸を置く
The hairy old testis where he that sagged in the mouth which gets wet, is put in place
your pussy lips are big and smelly
« Chinese (traditional) »
您的貓嘴唇是大和有臭味的
Your cat lip is big and has the stink
Her vagina is surrounded by pubic hair
« Korean »
그녀의 질은 음모에 의해 포위된다
Her quality is enveloped in compliance with a conspiracy
I have a hatred for smelly cabbage, and I will not eat green eggs and ham
« Japanese »
私は臭いキャベツのための憎悪を有し、緑の卵およびハムを食べない
I smell and possess the hatred for the cabbage, do not eat the egg or the ham of green
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
« Icelandic »
Harmleikur er hvenær ÉG skera minn fingur. Gamanleikur er hvenær þú komast í óákveðinn greinir í ensku opinn holræsi og deyja.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Situation comedy is when you walk into indefinite article into English outspoken sewer and die.
Nice shirts like you!