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gee, it sure is boring around here! My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for! I just wonder, what ganon is up to... Your majesty, Ganon and his Minions have seized the island of koridai! Hmm! How can we help? It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon! Great! I will grab my stuff! There is no time; your sword is enough! How a bout a kiss, for luck? You have got to be kidding! Squadalah! we are off! Wow, what are all those heads? These are the faces of evil! You must conquer each! I guess, i better get going! Here is the map! Where do you wish to go?
« German »
gee, bohrt es sure um hier! mein Junge, dieser Frieden ist, was alle zutreffenden Krieger anstreben! Bis zu ich gerade wundere, welchem ganon ist… Ihre Majestät, Ganon und seine Günstlinge ergriffen die Insel von koridai! Hmm! Wie können wir helfen? Es geschrieben, nur Verbindung Ganon besiegen kann! Groß! Ich ergreife mein Material! Es gibt keine Zeit; Ihre Klinge ist genug! Wie ein Zeitraum ein Kuss, für Glück? Sie müssen scherzen! Squadalah! wir sind aus! Wow sind was alle jene Köpfe? Diese sind die Gesichter des Übels! Sie müssen jedes erobern! Ich schätze, ich verbessere gehend! Ist hier das Diagramm! Wo möchten Sie gehen?
gee, bores it over here sure! my boy, these peace is, which all applicable warriors aim at! Up to I straight surprise, which ganon is… Its majesty, Ganon and its favourites seized the island of koridai! Hmm! How can we help? It written, only connection Ganon to defeat can! Largely! I seize my material! There is no time; Their blade is enough! How one period a kiss, for luck? They must joke! Squadalah! we are out! Wow are which all those heads? These are the faces of the evil! They must conquer everyone! I estimate, I improve going! Is here the diagram! Where would you like to go?

gee, bohrt es sure um hier! mein Junge, dieser Frieden ist, was alle zutreffenden Krieger anstreben! Bis zu ich gerade wundere, welchem ganon ist… Ihre Majestät, Ganon und seine Günstlinge ergriffen die Insel von koridai! Hmm! Wie können wir helfen? Es geschrieben, nur Verbindung Ganon besiegen kann! Groß! Ich ergreife mein Material! Es gibt keine Zeit; Ihre Klinge ist genug! Wie ein Zeitraum ein Kuss, für Glück? Sie müssen scherzen! Squadalah! wir sind aus! Wow sind was alle jene Köpfe? Diese sind die Gesichter des Übels! Sie müssen jedes erobern! Ich schätze, ich verbessere gehend! Ist hier das Diagramm! Wo möchten Sie gehen?
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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We are the change we have been waiting for.
« Russian »
Мы изменение мы ждали.
We change we waited.
weave a circle round him thrice and close your eyes with holy dread for he on honey-dew hath fed and drunk the milk of paradise
« Chinese (traditional) »
編織圓一個的圈子他三倍和緊密您的充满聖潔忌憚的眼睛他的哺養和被喝天堂牛奶的甘露hath的
A knitting circle circle he three times with are close the eye which you fill dreaded holily his feeding with to drink the heaven milk manna hath
bite my bag.
« Slovenian »
ugriz svoj torba.
sting your wallet.
let us open pandoras box!
« Latin »
permissum nos patefacio pandoras arca archa!
to allow we to disclose to stretch out chest!
Blahblah fish can suck my pimply white ass
« Japanese »
何とかかんとか魚は私のpimply白いろばを吸うことができる
Somehow, the can or the fish can inhale the my pimply white donkey
by Matt
Maybe that hooker actually did have herpes. Son of a bitch.
« Japanese »
多分その売春婦に実際にヘルペスがあった。 ろくでなし。
Perhaps really there was a herpes in that prostitute. It is not the [ro] [ku].
by Matt
Cock and balls
« Japanese »
雄ん鶏および球
The male it is the chicken and sphere
by Matt
That bitch in the office next to me needs to have her face cock slapped.
« Japanese »
私の隣のオフィスの雌犬は彼女の表面雄ん鶏を持つ必要性強く打ったこと。
The female dog of the office of my next door struck her surface male is the necessity which has the chicken strongly.
by Matt
I have genital warts. Does that raise the price of a no pants dance?
« Japanese »
私に生殖疣がある。 それはNOのズボンのダンスの価格を引き上げないか。
There is a reproduction wart in me. Doesn't that pull up the price of dance of the pants of NO?
by Matt
My testicles smell like cabbage.
« Japanese »
私の睾丸はキャベツのように臭いがする。
Like the cabbage smell does my testis.
by Matt
Nice shirts like you!