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gee, it sure is boring around here! My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for! I just wonder, what ganon is up to... Your majesty, Ganon and his Minions have seized the island of koridai! Hmm! How can we help? It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon! Great! I will grab my stuff! There is no time; your sword is enough! How a bout a kiss, for luck? You have got to be kidding! Squadalah! we are off! Wow, what are all those heads? These are the faces of evil! You must conquer each! I guess, i better get going! Here is the map! Where do you wish to go?
« German »
gee, bohrt es sure um hier! mein Junge, dieser Frieden ist, was alle zutreffenden Krieger anstreben! Bis zu ich gerade wundere, welchem ganon ist… Ihre Majestät, Ganon und seine Günstlinge ergriffen die Insel von koridai! Hmm! Wie können wir helfen? Es geschrieben, nur Verbindung Ganon besiegen kann! Groß! Ich ergreife mein Material! Es gibt keine Zeit; Ihre Klinge ist genug! Wie ein Zeitraum ein Kuss, für Glück? Sie müssen scherzen! Squadalah! wir sind aus! Wow sind was alle jene Köpfe? Diese sind die Gesichter des Übels! Sie müssen jedes erobern! Ich schätze, ich verbessere gehend! Ist hier das Diagramm! Wo möchten Sie gehen?
gee, bores it over here sure! my boy, these peace is, which all applicable warriors aim at! Up to I straight surprise, which ganon is… Its majesty, Ganon and its favourites seized the island of koridai! Hmm! How can we help? It written, only connection Ganon to defeat can! Largely! I seize my material! There is no time; Their blade is enough! How one period a kiss, for luck? They must joke! Squadalah! we are out! Wow are which all those heads? These are the faces of the evil! They must conquer everyone! I estimate, I improve going! Is here the diagram! Where would you like to go?

gee, bohrt es sure um hier! mein Junge, dieser Frieden ist, was alle zutreffenden Krieger anstreben! Bis zu ich gerade wundere, welchem ganon ist… Ihre Majestät, Ganon und seine Günstlinge ergriffen die Insel von koridai! Hmm! Wie können wir helfen? Es geschrieben, nur Verbindung Ganon besiegen kann! Groß! Ich ergreife mein Material! Es gibt keine Zeit; Ihre Klinge ist genug! Wie ein Zeitraum ein Kuss, für Glück? Sie müssen scherzen! Squadalah! wir sind aus! Wow sind was alle jene Köpfe? Diese sind die Gesichter des Übels! Sie müssen jedes erobern! Ich schätze, ich verbessere gehend! Ist hier das Diagramm! Wo möchten Sie gehen?
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Your mom is so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
« Italian »
La vostra mamma è così grassa, quando è andato al cinema, lei si è seduta vicino a tutto.
Your mother is thus fat, when she has gone to the cinema, she has been based near all.
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Let's fuck all night and all day
« Japanese »
Let' 一晩中そして1日中sの性交
Let' All night and sexual intercourse of 1 Japan and China s
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110
I bought clothes for my Korean doll.
« Chinese (simplified) »
我买了我的韩国玩偶的衣裳。
I have bought my South Korean puppet's upper and lower garments.
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114
I want to be in bed with you tonight.
« Japanese »
私はあなたが付いているベッドにあり今夜たいと思う。
As for me there is a bed where you have been attached and tonight wants.
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i love pancakes because they are delicious and not good for me. Do you like waffles? I know I do
« Spanish »
amo las crepes porque son deliciosas y no buenas para mí. ¿Hacen usted tienen gusto de las galletas? Sé que lo hago
master crepes because they are delicious and nongood for me. Do you have taste of cakes? I know I do that it
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You are very beautiful. Would you like to come to my place for a late night drink?
« Welsh »
Ach iawn 'n arddun. Garech at d at 'm chyflea achos a 'n ddiweddar nos yf?
You are being right ' heartburn sublime. You loved to heartburn to ' ores I place because I go ' heartburn recent night he drinks?
if i am mad then it is mercy, may the gods pity those who can stay callous till the hideous end
« Japanese »
私が気違いならそれは慈悲、かもしれない神同情する醜い端まで堅くとどまることができる人にである
If me the lunatic as for that the God perhaps mercy, it pities to the scurvy edge, it is the person who can be restricted hard
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I have an appointment with the horse doctor. How that horse became a doctor, I'll never know.
« Korean »
나는 수의와 가진 약속이 있다. 그 말이 닥터에 어울린 방법, I' ll는 결코 알지 않으며다.
I with veterinarian is promise which has. The method where the end matches in doctor, I' ll does not know assuredly and not to be is.
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114
How much would it cost me to have you lick my penis?
« Korean »
얼마이라고 그것은 당신에게 나의 남근을 핥아 달라고 하도록 저를 요할는가 것입니다?
As how much it to lick penis your and in order to do, will need me is the thing?
Are you a nigger, or are you just black?
« Norwegian »
Er du en nigger , eller er du rettferdig sort?
Are you a nigger , or are you a fair way sort?
Nice shirts like you!