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gee, it sure is boring around here! My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for! I just wonder, what ganon is up to... Your majesty, Ganon and his Minions have seized the island of koridai! Hmm! How can we help? It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon! Great! I will grab my stuff! There is no time; your sword is enough! How a bout a kiss, for luck? You have got to be kidding! Squadalah! we are off! Wow, what are all those heads? These are the faces of evil! You must conquer each! I guess, i better get going! Here is the map! Where do you wish to go?
« German »
gee, bohrt es sure um hier! mein Junge, dieser Frieden ist, was alle zutreffenden Krieger anstreben! Bis zu ich gerade wundere, welchem ganon ist… Ihre Majestät, Ganon und seine Günstlinge ergriffen die Insel von koridai! Hmm! Wie können wir helfen? Es geschrieben, nur Verbindung Ganon besiegen kann! Groß! Ich ergreife mein Material! Es gibt keine Zeit; Ihre Klinge ist genug! Wie ein Zeitraum ein Kuss, für Glück? Sie müssen scherzen! Squadalah! wir sind aus! Wow sind was alle jene Köpfe? Diese sind die Gesichter des Übels! Sie müssen jedes erobern! Ich schätze, ich verbessere gehend! Ist hier das Diagramm! Wo möchten Sie gehen?
gee, bores it over here sure! my boy, these peace is, which all applicable warriors aim at! Up to I straight surprise, which ganon is… Its majesty, Ganon and its favourites seized the island of koridai! Hmm! How can we help? It written, only connection Ganon to defeat can! Largely! I seize my material! There is no time; Their blade is enough! How one period a kiss, for luck? They must joke! Squadalah! we are out! Wow are which all those heads? These are the faces of the evil! They must conquer everyone! I estimate, I improve going! Is here the diagram! Where would you like to go?

gee, bohrt es sure um hier! mein Junge, dieser Frieden ist, was alle zutreffenden Krieger anstreben! Bis zu ich gerade wundere, welchem ganon ist… Ihre Majestät, Ganon und seine Günstlinge ergriffen die Insel von koridai! Hmm! Wie können wir helfen? Es geschrieben, nur Verbindung Ganon besiegen kann! Groß! Ich ergreife mein Material! Es gibt keine Zeit; Ihre Klinge ist genug! Wie ein Zeitraum ein Kuss, für Glück? Sie müssen scherzen! Squadalah! wir sind aus! Wow sind was alle jene Köpfe? Diese sind die Gesichter des Übels! Sie müssen jedes erobern! Ich schätze, ich verbessere gehend! Ist hier das Diagramm! Wo möchten Sie gehen?
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Please slide your mouth over my man meat.
« Portuguese »
Deslize por favor sua boca sobre minha carne do homem.
Slip please its mouth on my meat of the man.
A nun, a priest, and a boy walk into a bar.
« Japanese »
棒への尼僧、司祭および男の子の歩行。
Walking of nun, priest and boy to stick.
by Doug
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense, I jizzed in my pants.
« Portuguese »
Quando Bruce Willis estava inoperante no fim do sexto sentido, eu jizzed em minhas calças.
When Bruce Willis was inoperative in the end of the sixth direction, I jizzed in my pants.
by Nate
Katy you are tired. Go to bed.
« Icelandic »
Katy þú ert þreyttur. Hátta.
Katy you art weary. undress
by Nate
I wear adult diapers because my bowels are unpredictable.
« Korean »
나는 나의 창자가 예측할 수 없기 때문에 성숙한 기저귀를 착용한다.
I wear the diaper which matures because not being my intestines will not be able to predict.
your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries!
« Korean »
당신의 어머니는 양딱총나무의 열매의 냄새난 hampster 및 당신의 아버지이었다!
Your mother smell difficulty hampster of the fruit of the sheep elders and is your father! where
I believe that the language of the elves has some welsh in it.
« Welsh »
Choelia a 'r dafodiaith chan 'r choblynnod has rhyw Cymraeg ynddi.
I believe I go ' group speech with ' group sprites ace sex Welsh in.
you be the prince and i will be the princess
« Korean »
당신은 황태자있고 나는 공주일 것이다
You is Crown Prince and is a public week thing
I close my eyes and the flashback starts.
« Czech »
JÁ blízký probůh a člen určitý blesková žárovka dát na přetřes.
SELF neared my eyes plus the flashbulb ventilate.
Where can I find the local thrift shop because I am emo and need to buy creepy old clothes and possibly razor blades to go cut myself
« French »
Là où peut I trouver le magasin d'articles d'occasion au profit d'oeuvres de charité local parce que je suis emo et dois acheter de vieux vêtements rampants et probablement des lames de rasoir aller coupe moi-même
Where can I find the store d' articles d' occasion with the profit d' charity works room because I am emo and must buy of old crawling clothing and probably of the razor blades outward journey cuts myself
Nice shirts like you!