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gee, it sure is boring around here! My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for! I just wonder, what ganon is up to... Your majesty, Ganon and his Minions have seized the island of koridai! Hmm! How can we help? It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon! Great! I will grab my stuff! There is no time; your sword is enough! How a bout a kiss, for luck? You have got to be kidding! Squadalah! we are off! Wow, what are all those heads? These are the faces of evil! You must conquer each! I guess, i better get going! Here is the map! Where do you wish to go?
« German »
gee, bohrt es sure um hier! mein Junge, dieser Frieden ist, was alle zutreffenden Krieger anstreben! Bis zu ich gerade wundere, welchem ganon ist… Ihre Majestät, Ganon und seine Günstlinge ergriffen die Insel von koridai! Hmm! Wie können wir helfen? Es geschrieben, nur Verbindung Ganon besiegen kann! Groß! Ich ergreife mein Material! Es gibt keine Zeit; Ihre Klinge ist genug! Wie ein Zeitraum ein Kuss, für Glück? Sie müssen scherzen! Squadalah! wir sind aus! Wow sind was alle jene Köpfe? Diese sind die Gesichter des Übels! Sie müssen jedes erobern! Ich schätze, ich verbessere gehend! Ist hier das Diagramm! Wo möchten Sie gehen?
gee, bores it over here sure! my boy, these peace is, which all applicable warriors aim at! Up to I straight surprise, which ganon is… Its majesty, Ganon and its favourites seized the island of koridai! Hmm! How can we help? It written, only connection Ganon to defeat can! Largely! I seize my material! There is no time; Their blade is enough! How one period a kiss, for luck? They must joke! Squadalah! we are out! Wow are which all those heads? These are the faces of the evil! They must conquer everyone! I estimate, I improve going! Is here the diagram! Where would you like to go?

gee, bohrt es sure um hier! mein Junge, dieser Frieden ist, was alle zutreffenden Krieger anstreben! Bis zu ich gerade wundere, welchem ganon ist… Ihre Majestät, Ganon und seine Günstlinge ergriffen die Insel von koridai! Hmm! Wie können wir helfen? Es geschrieben, nur Verbindung Ganon besiegen kann! Groß! Ich ergreife mein Material! Es gibt keine Zeit; Ihre Klinge ist genug! Wie ein Zeitraum ein Kuss, für Glück? Sie müssen scherzen! Squadalah! wir sind aus! Wow sind was alle jene Köpfe? Diese sind die Gesichter des Übels! Sie müssen jedes erobern! Ich schätze, ich verbessere gehend! Ist hier das Diagramm! Wo möchten Sie gehen?
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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English to _________ and back again. See what's lost (or gained) in translation
« Filipino »
ingles sa _________ at gulugod uli. makita ano nawala ( o makinabang ) di tagapagsalin
english toward _________ and spinal column again. sight what lost ( oh gain ) in translator
You are an incredibly beautiful woman. Would you join me for a drink?
« Swedish »
Du er en otrolig skön kvinna. Skulle du förena jag för en dricka?
You are a incredible beautiful woman. Would you join self for a drink?
A casa de Maria é maior que a casa azul do João, mas menor que a casa verde de César.
« Portuguese »
Um que do maior do é de de Maria das casas um azul das casas faz João, que do menor do mas um verde de César das casas.
One that of the greater of it is of of Maria of the houses a blue one of the houses makes João, who of the minor of but a green of Cesar of the houses.
by Davi
No meio do caminho tinha uma pedra. Tinha uma pedra no meio do caminho.
« Portuguese »
Nenhum meio faz o pedra do uma do tinha do caminho. O pedra do uma de Tinha nenhum meio faz o caminho.
No way makes the rock of the one had of it of the way. The rock of the one of Had no way makes the way.
microsoft suck
« Japanese »
マイクロソフトは吸う
Microsoft inhales
so you think it isn't necessary? You're fucking mistaken
« Portuguese »
assim você pensa-o isn' t necessário? You' re do caralho confundido
thus you think it isn' necessary t? You' reverse speed of caralho confused
feed the fish
« Portuguese »
alimente os peixes
it feeds the fish
This is really retarded. Can you think of something else
« Russian »
Это действительно задержано в развитии. Можете вы думать что-то еще
This is actually delayed in the development. You can think something still
Oh god please make love to me.
« Japanese »
Oh神は私に愛を作る。
Oh God makes love in me.
how big is your wang?
« Chinese (traditional) »
多大是您的Wang ?
Many are your Wang greatly?
Nice shirts like you!