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gee, it sure is boring around here! My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for! I just wonder, what ganon is up to... Your majesty, Ganon and his Minions have seized the island of koridai! Hmm! How can we help? It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon! Great! I will grab my stuff! There is no time; your sword is enough! How a bout a kiss, for luck? You have got to be kidding! Squadalah! we are off! Wow, what are all those heads? These are the faces of evil! You must conquer each! I guess, i better get going! Here is the map! Where do you wish to go?
« German »
gee, bohrt es sure um hier! mein Junge, dieser Frieden ist, was alle zutreffenden Krieger anstreben! Bis zu ich gerade wundere, welchem ganon ist… Ihre Majestät, Ganon und seine Günstlinge ergriffen die Insel von koridai! Hmm! Wie können wir helfen? Es geschrieben, nur Verbindung Ganon besiegen kann! Groß! Ich ergreife mein Material! Es gibt keine Zeit; Ihre Klinge ist genug! Wie ein Zeitraum ein Kuss, für Glück? Sie müssen scherzen! Squadalah! wir sind aus! Wow sind was alle jene Köpfe? Diese sind die Gesichter des Übels! Sie müssen jedes erobern! Ich schätze, ich verbessere gehend! Ist hier das Diagramm! Wo möchten Sie gehen?
gee, bores it over here sure! my boy, these peace is, which all applicable warriors aim at! Up to I straight surprise, which ganon is… Its majesty, Ganon and its favourites seized the island of koridai! Hmm! How can we help? It written, only connection Ganon to defeat can! Largely! I seize my material! There is no time; Their blade is enough! How one period a kiss, for luck? They must joke! Squadalah! we are out! Wow are which all those heads? These are the faces of the evil! They must conquer everyone! I estimate, I improve going! Is here the diagram! Where would you like to go?

gee, bohrt es sure um hier! mein Junge, dieser Frieden ist, was alle zutreffenden Krieger anstreben! Bis zu ich gerade wundere, welchem ganon ist… Ihre Majestät, Ganon und seine Günstlinge ergriffen die Insel von koridai! Hmm! Wie können wir helfen? Es geschrieben, nur Verbindung Ganon besiegen kann! Groß! Ich ergreife mein Material! Es gibt keine Zeit; Ihre Klinge ist genug! Wie ein Zeitraum ein Kuss, für Glück? Sie müssen scherzen! Squadalah! wir sind aus! Wow sind was alle jene Köpfe? Diese sind die Gesichter des Übels! Sie müssen jedes erobern! Ich schätze, ich verbessere gehend! Ist hier das Diagramm! Wo möchten Sie gehen?
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penis
« Danish »
painful, awkward, tricky
painful awkward , tricks
by kDanthe
I want to have sex with hot naked guys.
« Japanese »
私は熱い露出した人が付いている性を有したいと思う。
We would like to possess the characteristic where the person where I am hot and expose has been attached.
How would you like to have sex on an airplane?
« Japanese »
いかに飛行機の性を持つのを好むか。
How is the fact that it has the characteristic of the airplane liked?
by toadpole
George Bush gives killer hand jobs.
« Korean »
George Bush는 살인자 손 일을 준다.
George Bush give a murderer hand work.
by toadpole
Do you like the way I rub my nipples?
« Chinese (simplified) »
您喜欢我摩擦我的乳头的方式?
You like me rubbing my nipple's way?
the amount of zombies in this room is unsettling
« Chinese (traditional) »
相当数量蛇神在這間屋子里是不穩定的
The considerable amount snake god in this room is unstable
enjoy hot original glazed doughnuts
« Japanese »
熱い元の艶をかけられたドーナツを楽しみなさい
Enjoy the doughnut which could apply hot original gloss
i don't want to hurt you, i just want to kill you
« Greek »
ι don' το τ θέλει να σας βλάψει, θέλω ακριβώς να σας σκοτώσω
I don&? #039 the t wants it harms you, I want precisely to you to kill
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All my Base are Belong to You.
« Turkish »
gül are kırmızı , mor are mavi , tüm benim temel are mensup sen.
laugh are red , violet are blue , the whole my foundation are related to you.
by Maria
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia Poem writes you
« Japanese »
ばらは赤い、 バイオレットは青い、 旧ソ連構成国で詩は書く
The rose is red, the violet is blue, you write poem in old Soviet constitution country
Nice shirts like you!