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gee, it sure is boring around here! My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for! I just wonder, what ganon is up to... Your majesty, Ganon and his Minions have seized the island of koridai! Hmm! How can we help? It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon! Great! I will grab my stuff! There is no time; your sword is enough! How a bout a kiss, for luck? You have got to be kidding! Squadalah! we are off! Wow, what are all those heads? These are the faces of evil! You must conquer each! I guess, i better get going! Here is the map! Where do you wish to go?
« German »
gee, bohrt es sure um hier! mein Junge, dieser Frieden ist, was alle zutreffenden Krieger anstreben! Bis zu ich gerade wundere, welchem ganon ist… Ihre Majestät, Ganon und seine Günstlinge ergriffen die Insel von koridai! Hmm! Wie können wir helfen? Es geschrieben, nur Verbindung Ganon besiegen kann! Groß! Ich ergreife mein Material! Es gibt keine Zeit; Ihre Klinge ist genug! Wie ein Zeitraum ein Kuss, für Glück? Sie müssen scherzen! Squadalah! wir sind aus! Wow sind was alle jene Köpfe? Diese sind die Gesichter des Übels! Sie müssen jedes erobern! Ich schätze, ich verbessere gehend! Ist hier das Diagramm! Wo möchten Sie gehen?
gee, bores it over here sure! my boy, these peace is, which all applicable warriors aim at! Up to I straight surprise, which ganon is… Its majesty, Ganon and its favourites seized the island of koridai! Hmm! How can we help? It written, only connection Ganon to defeat can! Largely! I seize my material! There is no time; Their blade is enough! How one period a kiss, for luck? They must joke! Squadalah! we are out! Wow are which all those heads? These are the faces of the evil! They must conquer everyone! I estimate, I improve going! Is here the diagram! Where would you like to go?

gee, bohrt es sure um hier! mein Junge, dieser Frieden ist, was alle zutreffenden Krieger anstreben! Bis zu ich gerade wundere, welchem ganon ist… Ihre Majestät, Ganon und seine Günstlinge ergriffen die Insel von koridai! Hmm! Wie können wir helfen? Es geschrieben, nur Verbindung Ganon besiegen kann! Groß! Ich ergreife mein Material! Es gibt keine Zeit; Ihre Klinge ist genug! Wie ein Zeitraum ein Kuss, für Glück? Sie müssen scherzen! Squadalah! wir sind aus! Wow sind was alle jene Köpfe? Diese sind die Gesichter des Übels! Sie müssen jedes erobern! Ich schätze, ich verbessere gehend! Ist hier das Diagramm! Wo möchten Sie gehen?
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105
It is time to clean out the refrigerator.
« Japanese »
それは冷却装置をきれいにする時間である。
That is the time when the cooling system is made clean.
Whose penis is this?
« Japanese »
これはだれの陰茎であるか。
Is this someone's penis?
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105
Laugh my fucking ass off?
« German »
Lachen Sie meinen verdammt Esel weg?
Laugh do you mean condemns donkeys away?
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107
Laugh my fucking ass off?
« Chinese (simplified) »
对我该死的驴子一笑了之?
The donkey which should die to me jokes it away?
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102
Sexual intercourse causes heart attacks if you are fat
« Italian »
Le richieste sessuali causano gli attacchi di cuore se siete grasso
The sexual demands cause the heart attacks if you are fat
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107
I once put my dick in an apes asshole.
« Russian »
I раз кладет мой dick в asshole обезьян.
For the I time places my dick into asshole of monkeys.
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103
I don't like having sex with children.
« Icelandic »
ÉG don't eins og having kynlíf með barn.
I don't as though having sex with barn.
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117
On an otherwise empty road I once found a traveler. "The time?" he asked. I did not have a watch.
« Japanese »
別の方法で空の道でIつは一度旅行者を見つけた。 " 時間か。" 彼は頼んだ。 私に腕時計がなかった。
With another method I found one time traveler on the road of the sky. " Time? " He asked. There was no watch in me.
by Satyr
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105
On an empty road I once found a traveler.
« Japanese »
空の道でIつは一度旅行者を見つけた。
I found one time traveler on the road of the sky.
by Satyr
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111
The King held massive balls in his court.
« Turkish »
belgili tanımlık kral held som taşaklar içinde onun mahkeme.
the king held salmon bollocks in his court of justice.
by Satyr
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