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gee, it sure is boring around here! My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for! I just wonder, what ganon is up to... Your majesty, Ganon and his Minions have seized the island of koridai! Hmm! How can we help? It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon! Great! I will grab my stuff! There is no time; your sword is enough! How a bout a kiss, for luck? You have got to be kidding! Squadalah! we are off! Wow, what are all those heads? These are the faces of evil! You must conquer each! I guess, i better get going! Here is the map! Where do you wish to go?
« German »
gee, bohrt es sure um hier! mein Junge, dieser Frieden ist, was alle zutreffenden Krieger anstreben! Bis zu ich gerade wundere, welchem ganon ist… Ihre Majestät, Ganon und seine Günstlinge ergriffen die Insel von koridai! Hmm! Wie können wir helfen? Es geschrieben, nur Verbindung Ganon besiegen kann! Groß! Ich ergreife mein Material! Es gibt keine Zeit; Ihre Klinge ist genug! Wie ein Zeitraum ein Kuss, für Glück? Sie müssen scherzen! Squadalah! wir sind aus! Wow sind was alle jene Köpfe? Diese sind die Gesichter des Übels! Sie müssen jedes erobern! Ich schätze, ich verbessere gehend! Ist hier das Diagramm! Wo möchten Sie gehen?
gee, bores it over here sure! my boy, these peace is, which all applicable warriors aim at! Up to I straight surprise, which ganon is… Its majesty, Ganon and its favourites seized the island of koridai! Hmm! How can we help? It written, only connection Ganon to defeat can! Largely! I seize my material! There is no time; Their blade is enough! How one period a kiss, for luck? They must joke! Squadalah! we are out! Wow are which all those heads? These are the faces of the evil! They must conquer everyone! I estimate, I improve going! Is here the diagram! Where would you like to go?

gee, bohrt es sure um hier! mein Junge, dieser Frieden ist, was alle zutreffenden Krieger anstreben! Bis zu ich gerade wundere, welchem ganon ist… Ihre Majestät, Ganon und seine Günstlinge ergriffen die Insel von koridai! Hmm! Wie können wir helfen? Es geschrieben, nur Verbindung Ganon besiegen kann! Groß! Ich ergreife mein Material! Es gibt keine Zeit; Ihre Klinge ist genug! Wie ein Zeitraum ein Kuss, für Glück? Sie müssen scherzen! Squadalah! wir sind aus! Wow sind was alle jene Köpfe? Diese sind die Gesichter des Übels! Sie müssen jedes erobern! Ich schätze, ich verbessere gehend! Ist hier das Diagramm! Wo möchten Sie gehen?
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Excuse me sir, have you seen my pants?
« Japanese »
私を、見た私のズボンを許すか。
Are my pants which looked at me, permitted?
by digitalprophet
I met someone at the dog show. She was holding my left arm. but everyone was acting normal so I tried to look nonchalant.
« Greek »
Συνάντησα κάποιο στο σκυλί παρουσιάζω. Κρατούσε τον αριστερό βραχίονά μου. αλλά ο καθένας ενεργούσε κανονικός έτσι εγώ προσπάθησε να φανεί αδιάφορος.
I met somebody in the dog I present. Kept my left winger of arm. but each one acted regular thus i tried he appears incurious.
Fuck me silly.
« Japanese »
愚かな私と性交しなさい。
Foolish me have sexual intercourse.
Do not ask for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee.
« Dutch »
Vraag niet voor wie de kloktol, het tol voor thee.
Question not for which the bell toll, it toll for tea.
I am the cream of the crop. I rise to the top. I never eat a pig because a pig is a cop. Better yet a terminator, like Arnold Schwarzenegger, trying to play me out as if my name was Sega.
« Chinese (traditional) »
我是精英。 我在上面起来。 因為豬是警察,我從未吃一頭豬。 改善,一個終止者,像Arnold Schwarzenegger,设法显示我,好像我的名字Sega。
I am an outstanding person. I get up in above. Because the pig is police, I never eat a pig. The improvement, a terminator, looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger, tries to demonstrate me, probably my name Sega.
Vagina is awesome.
« Korean »
질은 최고 이다.
The quality is top.
Monkey butts are made up of magical unicorns. They can also be seen from outer space if you are a klondike bar.
« Korean »
원숭이 개머리판쇠는 마술 unicorns로 위로 만든다. 그들은 또한 우주에서 당신이 klondike 막대기인 경우에 보일 수 있다.
The monkey butt comfort makes with magic unicorns. They also are these klondike sticks of you from outer space and there is a possibility of being visible in case.
sometimes i cry in the bathroom
« Japanese »
時々私は浴室で叫ぶ
Occasionally I shout at the bathroom
you love to blow turds like those sick japanese broads i saw on the internet.
« Japanese »
私がインターネットで見たそれらの病気の日本のbroadsのような糞を吹くことを愛する。
The fact that the droppings like Japanese of those sicknesses which I saw with Internet broads are blown is loved.
fuck you you fucking fuck.
« Japanese »
性交の性交性交しなさい。
Have sexual intercourse have sexual intercourse of sexual intercourse.
Nice shirts like you!