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gee, it sure is boring around here! My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for! I just wonder, what ganon is up to... Your majesty, Ganon and his Minions have seized the island of koridai! Hmm! How can we help? It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon! Great! I will grab my stuff! There is no time; your sword is enough! How a bout a kiss, for luck? You have got to be kidding! Squadalah! we are off! Wow, what are all those heads? These are the faces of evil! You must conquer each! I guess, i better get going! Here is the map! Where do you wish to go?
« German »
gee, bohrt es sure um hier! mein Junge, dieser Frieden ist, was alle zutreffenden Krieger anstreben! Bis zu ich gerade wundere, welchem ganon ist… Ihre Majestät, Ganon und seine Günstlinge ergriffen die Insel von koridai! Hmm! Wie können wir helfen? Es geschrieben, nur Verbindung Ganon besiegen kann! Groß! Ich ergreife mein Material! Es gibt keine Zeit; Ihre Klinge ist genug! Wie ein Zeitraum ein Kuss, für Glück? Sie müssen scherzen! Squadalah! wir sind aus! Wow sind was alle jene Köpfe? Diese sind die Gesichter des Übels! Sie müssen jedes erobern! Ich schätze, ich verbessere gehend! Ist hier das Diagramm! Wo möchten Sie gehen?
gee, bores it over here sure! my boy, these peace is, which all applicable warriors aim at! Up to I straight surprise, which ganon is… Its majesty, Ganon and its favourites seized the island of koridai! Hmm! How can we help? It written, only connection Ganon to defeat can! Largely! I seize my material! There is no time; Their blade is enough! How one period a kiss, for luck? They must joke! Squadalah! we are out! Wow are which all those heads? These are the faces of the evil! They must conquer everyone! I estimate, I improve going! Is here the diagram! Where would you like to go?

gee, bohrt es sure um hier! mein Junge, dieser Frieden ist, was alle zutreffenden Krieger anstreben! Bis zu ich gerade wundere, welchem ganon ist… Ihre Majestät, Ganon und seine Günstlinge ergriffen die Insel von koridai! Hmm! Wie können wir helfen? Es geschrieben, nur Verbindung Ganon besiegen kann! Groß! Ich ergreife mein Material! Es gibt keine Zeit; Ihre Klinge ist genug! Wie ein Zeitraum ein Kuss, für Glück? Sie müssen scherzen! Squadalah! wir sind aus! Wow sind was alle jene Köpfe? Diese sind die Gesichter des Übels! Sie müssen jedes erobern! Ich schätze, ich verbessere gehend! Ist hier das Diagramm! Wo möchten Sie gehen?
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Cock and balls
« Japanese »
雄ん鶏および球
The male it is the chicken and sphere
by Matt
That bitch in the office next to me needs to have her face cock slapped.
« Japanese »
私の隣のオフィスの雌犬は彼女の表面雄ん鶏を持つ必要性強く打ったこと。
The female dog of the office of my next door struck her surface male is the necessity which has the chicken strongly.
by Matt
I have genital warts. Does that raise the price of a no pants dance?
« Japanese »
私に生殖疣がある。 それはNOのズボンのダンスの価格を引き上げないか。
There is a reproduction wart in me. Doesn't that pull up the price of dance of the pants of NO?
by Matt
My testicles smell like cabbage.
« Japanese »
私の睾丸はキャベツのように臭いがする。
Like the cabbage smell does my testis.
by Matt
Slam dunk!
« Portuguese »
Húmido de batida!
Wet of stroke!
by Fluf
I have a dollar, will that make you smile into my lap?
« Slovenian »
imam a dolar , hoteti to izdelovanje vi smehljaj v svoj svitek?
I have however smacker , yammer this manufacture you smile within your wad?
by calleum
Sonic and Knuckles
« Japanese »
音波および指の関節
Joint of sound wave and finger
by CDiFan237
Italian Spider-Man!
« Chinese (simplified) »
意大利高空作业的建筑工人!
Italy work high above the ground construction worker!
The devil tickled my tiny pickle after shoving it in his anus!
« Chinese (simplified) »
恶魔在推它以后发痒了我微小的腌汁在他的肛门!
The devil will be pushing it later to itch my small salt juice in his anus!
Why so serious? Let us put a smile on that face! I fucked bat man's mother!
« Croatian »
Zašto na taj naèin ozbiljan? Pustiti nas baciti smiješak na taj lice! JA jeben šišmiš man's majka!
Why does to this mode thoughtful? Let us throw away smile at an this the license! I bloody bat man's mother!
Nice shirts like you!