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gee, it sure is boring around here! My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for! I just wonder, what ganon is up to... Your majesty, Ganon and his Minions have seized the island of koridai! Hmm! How can we help? It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon! Great! I will grab my stuff! There is no time; your sword is enough! How a bout a kiss, for luck? You have got to be kidding! Squadalah! we are off! Wow, what are all those heads? These are the faces of evil! You must conquer each! I guess, i better get going! Here is the map! Where do you wish to go?
« German »
gee, bohrt es sure um hier! mein Junge, dieser Frieden ist, was alle zutreffenden Krieger anstreben! Bis zu ich gerade wundere, welchem ganon ist… Ihre Majestät, Ganon und seine Günstlinge ergriffen die Insel von koridai! Hmm! Wie können wir helfen? Es geschrieben, nur Verbindung Ganon besiegen kann! Groß! Ich ergreife mein Material! Es gibt keine Zeit; Ihre Klinge ist genug! Wie ein Zeitraum ein Kuss, für Glück? Sie müssen scherzen! Squadalah! wir sind aus! Wow sind was alle jene Köpfe? Diese sind die Gesichter des Übels! Sie müssen jedes erobern! Ich schätze, ich verbessere gehend! Ist hier das Diagramm! Wo möchten Sie gehen?
gee, bores it over here sure! my boy, these peace is, which all applicable warriors aim at! Up to I straight surprise, which ganon is… Its majesty, Ganon and its favourites seized the island of koridai! Hmm! How can we help? It written, only connection Ganon to defeat can! Largely! I seize my material! There is no time; Their blade is enough! How one period a kiss, for luck? They must joke! Squadalah! we are out! Wow are which all those heads? These are the faces of the evil! They must conquer everyone! I estimate, I improve going! Is here the diagram! Where would you like to go?

gee, bohrt es sure um hier! mein Junge, dieser Frieden ist, was alle zutreffenden Krieger anstreben! Bis zu ich gerade wundere, welchem ganon ist… Ihre Majestät, Ganon und seine Günstlinge ergriffen die Insel von koridai! Hmm! Wie können wir helfen? Es geschrieben, nur Verbindung Ganon besiegen kann! Groß! Ich ergreife mein Material! Es gibt keine Zeit; Ihre Klinge ist genug! Wie ein Zeitraum ein Kuss, für Glück? Sie müssen scherzen! Squadalah! wir sind aus! Wow sind was alle jene Köpfe? Diese sind die Gesichter des Übels! Sie müssen jedes erobern! Ich schätze, ich verbessere gehend! Ist hier das Diagramm! Wo möchten Sie gehen?
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Do you like tacos? If so, lets go to taco bell.
« Chinese (traditional) »
您喜歡炸玉米餅? 如果那樣,讓去Taco Bell。
You like exploding the tortilla? If such, lets Taco Bell.
by asdf
flying
« Korean »
비행
Misconduct
Where are the clean whores?
« Korean »
청결한 매춘부는 어디에 있는가?
There is a street girl who is clean to where?
I want to raw dog your asshole like a prison bitch
« Japanese »
私は未加工犬に刑務所の雌犬のようなあなたのろくでなしがほしいと思う
I you like the female dog of the jail in the unprocessed dog slowly is not think that we want,
Oh my god! That orgasm was amazingly intense. Please let me suck your dick with ice cream in my mouth.
« Danish »
Av mig god! At orgel var forbløffende inderlig. Behage lade mig amme jeres dick hos is fløde i mig mund.
Ouch me good! That organ were astounding heartfelt. Please cause me suckle yours dick by ice cream to me mouth.
Dinosaurs are eating my legs.
« Danish »
Dinosaurs er nydelse mig ben.
Dinosaurs is taking me side line private work.
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We are cats.
« Filipino »
tayo ay ketsap.
we are ketchup.
by Andrea
Why is your wife so sad? Because she likes apples?
« Czech »
Proč is tvůj žena asi tolik smutný? Poněvadž ona do téže míry jablko?
Why is yours woman thereabouts sorry? Whereas she like apple?
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You are an incredibly beautiful woman. Would you join me for a drink?
« Chinese (simplified) »
您是一名难以置信地美丽的妇女。您会加入我为饮料吗?
You are an unbelievable beautiful woman. You can join me for the drink?
Oh my god! That orgasm was amazingly intense. Please let me suck your dick with ice cream in my mouth.
« Japanese »
なんてことだ! そのオルガスムは非常に強かった。 私を私の口のアイスクリームが付いているあなたの嫌なやつを吸うことを許可しなさい。
No lever Toda! The orgasm was strong very. Me permit the fact that your hateful person where the ice-cream of my mouth has been attached is inhaled.
Nice shirts like you!