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gee, it sure is boring around here! My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for! I just wonder, what ganon is up to... Your majesty, Ganon and his Minions have seized the island of koridai! Hmm! How can we help? It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon! Great! I will grab my stuff! There is no time; your sword is enough! How a bout a kiss, for luck? You have got to be kidding! Squadalah! we are off! Wow, what are all those heads? These are the faces of evil! You must conquer each! I guess, i better get going! Here is the map! Where do you wish to go?
« German »
gee, bohrt es sure um hier! mein Junge, dieser Frieden ist, was alle zutreffenden Krieger anstreben! Bis zu ich gerade wundere, welchem ganon ist… Ihre Majestät, Ganon und seine Günstlinge ergriffen die Insel von koridai! Hmm! Wie können wir helfen? Es geschrieben, nur Verbindung Ganon besiegen kann! Groß! Ich ergreife mein Material! Es gibt keine Zeit; Ihre Klinge ist genug! Wie ein Zeitraum ein Kuss, für Glück? Sie müssen scherzen! Squadalah! wir sind aus! Wow sind was alle jene Köpfe? Diese sind die Gesichter des Übels! Sie müssen jedes erobern! Ich schätze, ich verbessere gehend! Ist hier das Diagramm! Wo möchten Sie gehen?
gee, bores it over here sure! my boy, these peace is, which all applicable warriors aim at! Up to I straight surprise, which ganon is… Its majesty, Ganon and its favourites seized the island of koridai! Hmm! How can we help? It written, only connection Ganon to defeat can! Largely! I seize my material! There is no time; Their blade is enough! How one period a kiss, for luck? They must joke! Squadalah! we are out! Wow are which all those heads? These are the faces of the evil! They must conquer everyone! I estimate, I improve going! Is here the diagram! Where would you like to go?

gee, bohrt es sure um hier! mein Junge, dieser Frieden ist, was alle zutreffenden Krieger anstreben! Bis zu ich gerade wundere, welchem ganon ist… Ihre Majestät, Ganon und seine Günstlinge ergriffen die Insel von koridai! Hmm! Wie können wir helfen? Es geschrieben, nur Verbindung Ganon besiegen kann! Groß! Ich ergreife mein Material! Es gibt keine Zeit; Ihre Klinge ist genug! Wie ein Zeitraum ein Kuss, für Glück? Sie müssen scherzen! Squadalah! wir sind aus! Wow sind was alle jene Köpfe? Diese sind die Gesichter des Übels! Sie müssen jedes erobern! Ich schätze, ich verbessere gehend! Ist hier das Diagramm! Wo möchten Sie gehen?
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
Hey Bitch! Make me some Pie!
« Japanese »
ちょっと雌犬! 私にパイをしなさい!
Just a little female dog! Do the pie in me!
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One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
« Czech »
Jeden malý kráčet do man , jeden obr přeskočit do lidstvo.
A sparing walk up man , a troll jump up world.
Holy Shit! That is fucking amazing!
« Korean »
맙소사! 깜짝 놀라게 하기 그것에 의하여 성교하고 있다!
[map] Death by fire! All of a sudden in compliance with it which does to make surprise is having sexual intercourse! where
Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
« Spanish »
Gatitos don' t tiene gusto de dicks, porque los gatitos consiguen cogidos por los dicks. Pero los dicks también cogen a assholes. Si usted don' t nos dejó coger a este asshole, we' ¡el re ir a hacer nuestros dicks y gatitos cubrir todo en mierda!
Kittens don' t has taste of dicks, because the kittens obtain taken by dicks. But dicks also takes assholes. If you don' t let take to us this asshole, we' re to go to make ours dicks and kittens cover everything in excrement!
If I should die before I wake, pray the lord my soul to take.
« Korean »
나가 잠깨기 전에 나가 죽는 경우에, 가지고 가기 위하여 주를 나의 넋 기도하십시오.
Go out and go out die and in case, have and the week in order to go my soul intend the before sleep sesame.
My jimmy runs deep, so deep put her ass to sleep.
« Korean »
나의 쇠지레는 자기 위하여, 그래서 깊은 곳에서 그녀의 당나귀이라고 둬 깊은 곳에서 달린다.
My iron lever self in order, so as her donkey from the deep place, runs from the deep place.
I want to stick it in her hairy armpit.
« Italian »
Voglio attaccarlo in sua ascella pelosa.
I want to attack it in its hairy armpit.
I heard she fucked him so hard that he shouted.
« German »
Ich hörte, dass sie ihn so stark bumste, dass er schrie.
I heard that she bumste him so strongly that he cried.
I heard that she is a slut because she fucked five men in two weeks.
« Italian »
Ho sentito che è uno slut perché ha scopato cinque uomini in due settimane.
I have felt that it is a slut because it has swept five men in two weeks.
Don't talk to strangers.
« Czech »
Nemluv bláhově až k cizinci.
Don't talk rot to strangers.
Nice shirts like you!