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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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To be or not to be, that is the question; Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep; No more; and by a sleep to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to — 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; To sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there's the rub, For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause. There's the respect That makes calamity of so long life, For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, Th'oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, The pangs of despised love, the law's delay, The insolence of office, and the spurns That patient merit of th'unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of something after death, The undiscovered country from whose bourn No traveller returns, puzzles the will, And makes us rather bear those ills we have Than fly to others that we know not of? Thus conscience does make cowards of us all, And thus the native hue of resolution Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, And enterprises of great pitch[1] and moment With this regard their currents turn awry, And lose the name of action.[2]
« Spanish »
To be or not to be, that one is the question; If ' tis more noble in the mind to undergo the slings and the arrows of the indignante fortune, or to take the arms against a sea from hardships, and opposing, finish them. In order to die, to sleep; Not more; and by a dream to say we were finished to the anguish and the thousand natural shocks that the meat is inheriting - ' tis consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. In order to die, to sleep; In order to sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, is the frotación, stops in that dream of the death what dreams can come, when we have mixed ourselves of this mortal coil, must give pause us. There is the respect that makes calamity of so long life, for whom bear you whip them and badly despises of time, of Th'oppressor, contumelia of the proud man, the jabs of the scorned love, the law it delays, insolence of the office, and despises that patient merit of takings th'unworthy, when it itself can be that its death of grace does with bodkin bare? who fardels takes, to gruñir and to sweat underneath a tired life, but of that one the pavor something after the death, the country without discovering that from Bourn no traveller we return, we disturbed the will, and we do that something we took those diseases to have fly to which we know no? Thus the conscience makes to cowardly of us all, and the native tonality of the resolution is thus sicklied óer with the pale mold of the thought, and the companies of great pitch[1 ] and the moment with this respect that their currents give return bad, and lose the name of action.[2
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this is so derpy
« Turkish »
bu bkz. be öylesine derpy
this bkz. hi so derpy
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I can has cheeseburger?
« Icelandic »
ÉG geta hefur ostborgari?
I be able to hast cheeseburger?
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Hope you die!
« Hungarian »
Trusts your are she dies!
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Violators will be fined and towed at end of day.
« Spanish »
Multarán y serán remolcados a los violadores a finales del día.
They will fine and they will be towed to the rapists at the end of the day.
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my friend is gay and wants to suck dick. i hope he dies a painful death.
« Turkish »
my companion bkz. hi joyous and wish for had straight suck twat. i hope he Diesel a painful death.
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No man is an island.
« Korean »
Man island.
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What the fuck are you doing? Stop doing that to the cat
« Japanese »
性交は何をしているか。 猫にそれをすることを止めなさい
Has sexual intercourse done what? Stop the fact that it does that in the cat
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Before I eat chips, I have to look in the bag for a perfect one.
« Icelandic »
Áður ÉG borða flís , ÉG verða að líta inn the poki fyrir a fullkominn einn.
Theretofore I eat tile , I have to call in the sack pay lip service to a whole-hearted single.
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When you have children of your own, I only hope they make you as miserable as you've made me!
« Danish »
Where you've kids to yours own , I only hope they give rise to you that is to say wretched that is to say you've built me!
Nice shirts like you!