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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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God is not real!
« Welsh »
Dduw ydy mo 'n sylweddol!
God he is being not ' heartburn substantial!
woman, slap the bass, man
« Japanese »
女性は、低音、人を強く打つ
The woman, bass, strikes the person strongly
Time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas.
« Welsh »
Amsera bryfed cara 'r am-dro , aeronen bryfed cara bananas.
I time insects I love ' group he may wind , fruit insects I love brooms.
i can fly like an eagle
« Portuguese »
eu posso voar como uma águia
I can fly I eat an eagle
" A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind. " Edsger Dijkstra
« Slovenian »
" a računalo hoteti delati kakšen vi pripovedati to uganjati , če že ne maj obstati veliko različen od kakšen si imel v srce. " Edsger Dijkstra
" however computer yammer work what kind of you tell this to practice , but that may to stop to the last degree different from what kind of you had home. Edsger Dijkstra
by Laugur
I want to stick my tongue in your butt hole
« German »
Ich möchte meine Zunge in Ihrem Kolbenloch haften
I would like to cling my tongue in your piston hole
Period blood
« Danish »
Periode blod
Unit blood
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
« Chinese (simplified) »
多少木头,如果土拨鼠可能轻拍木头,土拨鼠可能轻拍?
How many woods, if the marmot possibly pats the wood, the marmot possibly pats?
I just when i seduced her, her dad knocked the door to her room and pointed the machine gun in my head.
« Norwegian »
JEG rettferdig når jeg lokke henne , henne pappa banket døren å henne rom og pekte ut apparatet gevær inne meg leder.
I a fair way when I coax her , her dad beat door to her location and pointed out appliance gun in my administrator.
communist bastard stop asking me for cheese burgers and rum! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
« Danish »
kommunist bastillen stop bede om mig nemlig ost tyv og rum! Jeres moder var en hamster og jeres fader lugtet i elderberries!
communist the bastille stop asking me that is to say cheese thief and partition! Yours mother were a hamster and yours father smelled to elderberries!
Nice shirts like you!