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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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The hell is empty. All the devils are here
« Japanese »
地獄は空である。 悪魔全員はここにいる
The hell is the sky. As for demoniac everyone it is here
dont grumble, show your apple crumble
« Japanese »
不平を言ってはいけない、あなたのりんごの砕片を示してはいけない
Dissatisfaction it does not have to be, the fragment of your apple does not have to be shown,
I went bowling with my family.
« Japanese »
私は私の家族とボーリングをすることを行った。
I did my family and doing the boring.
Space... the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
« German »
Raum… die abschließende Grenze. Diese sind die Reisen des starship Unternehmens. Sein Fünfjahresauftrag: zu merkwürdige neue Welten erforschen, neues Leben und neue Zivilisationen aussuchen, um mutig zu gehen wohin kein Mann vorher gegangen ist.
Area… the concluding border. These are the journeys starship of the enterprise. Its five-yearly order: too strange new worlds investigate, new life and new civilizations select, over courageously to go where no man before went.
Chuck Norris.
« Icelandic »
Kasta Norris.
Throw Norris.
would you like me to put my penis in your vagina?
« Russian »
вы полюбите я положить мой пенис в ваш vagina?
you will fall in love I to place my penis into your vagina?
I'm going to kick the shit out of you!
« Czech »
I'm existující až k kopnutˇ člen určitý hovno bez tebe!
I'm subsistent to kick the shit without you!
Oh my god, i just shit my pants!
« Chinese (traditional) »
哎呀, i拉屎了我的褲子!
Oh, i has defecated my pants!
Where is the bathroom? I have to make a gigantic bowel movement.
« German »
Wo ist das Badezimmer? Ich muss einen gigantischen Stuhlgang bilden.
Where is the bathroom? I must form a gigantic chair course.
I like riding on my motorbike.
« Italian »
Gradico guidare sulla mia motocicletta.
Gradico to guide on my motorcycle.
Nice shirts like you!