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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
« Japanese »
だれの足をこの辺に乾燥したマルティーニに得なければこぶならないか。
If you do not obtain in the martini which dries someone's foot in here it doesn't become the lump?
by GaMeS
Honestly, how could you mess this sentence up?
« Czech »
Čestný , jak? could tebe porce jídla tato věta autobus?
Honourary , as forth as? inch you mess this sentence bus?
No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.
« Japanese »
兵士はあらゆる家で、所有者の承諾なしで、戦争の時に平和の時に、四等分される、法律によってある意味では規定されるために。
In the sense that the soldier at all houses, without acceptance of the owner, four is divided equally at the time of peace, at the time of war, is been by law because it is stipulated.
Grand Theft Auto
« Dutch »
De grote Auto van de Diefstal
The large car of the robber stable
by CDiFan237
I would like to fuck you in the ass
« Japanese »
私はろばの性交することを望む
I desire the fact that the donkey has sexual intercourse
I like fish.
« Portuguese »
Eu gosto de peixes.
I taste of fish.
I would like to eat your pussy
« Japanese »
私はあなたの猫を食べることを望む
I desire the fact that your cat is eaten
In the Master chamber they gathered for the feast. They stab it with the steely knives but they just can not kill the beast.
« Japanese »
マスターの部屋でそれらは饗宴のために集まった。 それらは鋼のようなナイフとのそれを刺すどうしても獣を殺すことができない。
At the room of master those got together because of banquet. As for those by any means it cannot kill the animal which sticks that of the knife like the steel.
Friends do not let friends drive drunk.
« Spanish »
Los amigos no dejan la impulsión de los amigos bebida.
The friendly do not leave the impulsion of the friendly drunk.
Reel Big Fish
« Japanese »
巻き枠の大きい魚
The fish where the spool is large
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