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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
Feel the power of the dark side.
« Danish »
Beføle den kraft i den mørk side.
Paw the agency to the dark paper.
by theacos
My name is Alice. I am fourteen. I love playing the violin.
« Latin »
Meus nomen est Alice. EGO sum quattuordecim. EGO diligo lascivio ledo.
My name is Spelled. I to be fourteen. I to value highly to run riot strike.
I am not beating you because I am drunk. I am beating you because I like to do it.
« Chinese (simplified) »
因为我醉了,我不打您。 因为我喜欢做它,我打您。
Because I have been drunk, I do not hit you. Because I like making it, I hit you.
Sorry, no urls allowed! Contact us if you think we should change our rules.
« Latin »
Rumex , haud urls licitus! Contactus nos si vos reputo nos should change nostrum sceptrum.
Sorrel , no urls permitted! Touching we if you wish you to reckon we should abeo our rule.
Fuck you
« Welsh »
Fuck 'ch
Fuck ' dogs
You look like you can take a mean dick
« Chinese (traditional) »
您看起来您能採取一名卑鄙偵探
You look like you to be able to adopt a mean spying
I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva I'm gonna go go go there's no stopping me
« Slovenian »
I'm zvezdni utrinek poskok skozi nebo všeè biti a tiger defying laws od teža I'm a dirkalni avto prehoden z všeè biti dama Godiva I'm gonna teèi teèi teèi torej ne ustavitev mi
I'm shooting-star spring throughout upper regions like however tiger defying laws with weight I'm however racing car walkable Z like lady To ripen I'm gonna trickle trickle trickle to conclude thingummy stopping we
the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
« Italian »
la volpe marrone rapida salta sopra il cane pigro
the fast vixen brown jumps over the lazy dog
Was machst Du? (What are you doing?)
« German »
War machst DU? (Was Sie tuend? sind)
Make was YOU? (Which it doing? are)
by NrDesign
There is a party in my pants
« Greek »
Υπάρχει ένα συμβαλλόμενο μέρος στα εσώρουχά μου
Exists a contracting part in my underwears
Nice shirts like you!