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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
Would you mind pointing me to the nearest library? I have a book to return
« Japanese »
最も近い図書館を私を指すことを気にするか。 私に戻る本がある
The closest library it designates that it points to me as the air? There is a book which returns to me
The angry video game nerd
« Japanese »
怒っているビデオゲームの退屈な人
The boring person of the video game which is gotten angry
Im Firing my laser
« Croatian »
Im Pucanje moj laser
Them Shooting my laser
Do you feel lucky, punk?
« Danish »
Lave jer beføle heldig punk?
Get you paw happy item?
I eat lots of penises for a sex breakfast in bed. I am a woman and I slurp semen
« Japanese »
私はベッドの性の朝食のための陰茎の多くを食べる。 私は女性であり、精液を音を立てて飲む
I eat many of the penis for characteristic breakfast of the bed. I am the woman, raising sound, you drink the semen
Give me a break!
« Greek »
Μου δώστε ένα σπάσιμο!
You give me a fracture!
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
« Italian »
Un martini. Agitato, non mescolato.
A martini. Mental patient, not stirred.
oh, crap
« Russian »
oh, гречиха
oh, the buckwheat
by IZABEL
i knocked up your mother. heck yes!
« Japanese »
私はあなたの母の上でたたいた。 はい経糸ガイド!
I hit on your mother. It is, the warp guide!
I just defecated in my pants. Would you be a dear and help me clean it up?
« Russian »
Я как раз испражнялся в моих кальсонах. Вы были бы дорогим и помогали бы мне очистить его вверх?
I exactly of [isprazhnyalsya] in my drawers. You would be expensive and they would help me to clean him upward?
Nice shirts like you!