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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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confucius says, man go to bed with itchy hole, man wake up with smelly finger
« Russian »
Конфуций говорит, человек идет положить в постель с зудящим отверстием, бодрствованием человека вверх с smelly перстом
[Konfutsiy] he speaks, man goes to assume into the bed with the pruritic opening, the wakefulness of man upward from smelly by the finger
by vijay kate
Come with me if you want to live.
« Serbian »
Dogoditi se s mene da te oskudica za živ.
Befall with me yes you dearth after alert.
You're starting to piss me off, you piggly son of a bitch! Call me!
« Czech »
You're trhnutí až k moè mne do konce , tebe praseèí chlívek èubèí syn! Èerpat mne!
You're wrenching to water me to the end , you sty son-of-a-bitch! Tank me!
by AD2353
I lost my virginity to a Belgian hooker.
« Russian »
Я потерял мою девственность к бельгийскому рыболовному судну.
I lost my virginity to the Belgian fishing vessel.
by tonyr
You are an incredibly beautiful woman. Would you join me for a drink?
« Czech »
Tebe ar neurè. èlen neuvìøitelný pøekrásný žena. Chtìl bych tebe spojit mne do jeden doušek?
You are neurè. member past belief beautiful woman. Would you merge me up a tope?
Dear pesky plumbers. The Koopalings and I have taken over the mushroom kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa hotels. I dare you to find her if you can.
« Welsh »
Anwylyd pesky blymyddion. 'r Koopalings a Chymerais ar 'r mushroom brenhiniaeth. 'r dywysoges ydy awron a 'n arhosol gwestai am hun chan 'm 'n saith Koopa gwestai. Anturia 'ch at ca 'i ai alli.
Beloved pesky plumbers. ' group Koopalings I go I Took signs ' group mushroom kingdom. ' group princess he is being now I go ' heartburn abiding guest about self with ' ores ' heartburn seven Koopa guest. I venture ' dogs to I have ' I or you are being able.
by CDiFan237
Smoke them if you got them
« Japanese »
それらを得たらそれらを煙らしなさい
When those are obtained, the smoke it seems do those
We have created something special for you. Please take this.
« Latin »
Nos have partum quispiam proprius vobis. Commodo take is.
We fui to bear anyone one's own you. To make fit take this.
Objection!
« Filipino »
layon
purpose, goal, object, intention
are we there yet?
« Korean »
우리는 거기 아직 인가?
We that place still authorization?
Nice shirts like you!