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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she may have put it on a public bathroom floor.
« Croatian »
Ja ne mogu popipati bilo koji žena novčarka iz straha ona svibanj imati baciti Internet na narodni kupaonica pod.
I can't touch whichever woman wallet for fear she May have throw away IT at an public toilet under.
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Do you want to go on a date?
« Hungarian »
You wanna yield take one time?
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Happy birthday.
« Japanese »
誕生日おめでとう。
You question with the your birthday め.
by James A. Calwell III
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Happy Valentine's Day!
« Italian »
Giorno Del Valentine Felice!
Day Of Being worth Some Happy!
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Santa Claus
« Serbian »
Djed Mraz
Grandpapa Bleakness
by betaiotamu
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My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
« Icelandic »
Minn nafn er Inigo Myndblöndun , þú óvirkur minn faðir , undirbúa til deyja.
My name is Inigo Montage , you inactive my sire , set up to die.
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Do you want to fuck my pussy?
« Turkish »
yapmak sen istemek -e doğru sikişmek benim kedi?
do you wish for had straight fuck my cat?
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Smelly butt crack
« Korean »
Smell me butt crack
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Well, damn.
« Chinese (traditional) »
很好, 非常。
Very good, extremely.
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If your right leg is Thanks Giving and your left leg is Christmas, can I meet you between the holidays?
« Spanish »
If its right leg is thanks that they give and is its left leg Christmas, I can satisfy him between the holidays?
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