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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Call me Randy.
« Filipino »
call me random.
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Some funny shit.
« Finnish »
Some mad shit.
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
« Korean »
물림쇠Norris은 아기 예수에게 그가 죽을 까지 그가 그와 나른, 수염의 선물을 준 제 4 현명한 사람 이었다. 다른 3명의 현명한 사람은 예수가 물림쇠 선물에게 보인 특혜에의해 격노하게 하고, 그에게 성경의 다 써버려 달라고 하 도록 배열되었다. 모든 3개은 신비했던의 빨리 후에 원형 기관차고 걷어찬다 관계있는 상해를 죽었다.
Staple Norris he will die until him with him carries in baby Jesus, 4th he gives the futures of the beard it was a person who is wise. The person who different 3 people is wise did to rage Jesus by the preference which is visible in the staple futures, the bible it threw away all bitterly in him and it requested and the low atlas it was arranged. All 3 things mystery it did quickly after the circular locomotive, died the injury which is the relationship which kicks hard.
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Can I come on your tits.
« Chinese (traditional) »
能我來在您的山雀。
Can I come in yours tit.
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My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
« Icelandic »
Minn nafn er Inigo Myndblöndun , þú óvirkur minn faðir , undirbúa til deyja.
My name is Inigo Montage , you inactive my sire , set up to die.
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i love the green meatloaf in my boots
« Turkish »
i love the green meatloaf in my top
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stop, drop, and roll!
« Japanese »
停止、低下およびロール!
Stop, decrease and roll!
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It's a Black thing. You wouldn't understand.
« Welsh »
' I sound black thing. ' dogs wouldn't understand.
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Oh my goodness, this is too fucking funny.
« Japanese »
Ohio state is my merit, this strange sexual intercourse excessively.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
« French »
Combien de bois est-ce qu'une marmotte d'Amérique jetterait si une marmotte d'Amérique pourrait jeter le bois ?
How much wood would a marmot of America throw if a marmot of America could throw wood?
Nice shirts like you!