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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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i hate idiots.
« Japanese »
私は馬鹿を憎む。
I hate the fool.
your mom went down on me
« Hungarian »
-a anyu ment legyőz nálam
the mummy went whip on me
I play Guitar Hero when I am drunk.
« Latin »
EGO lascivio Guitar Vir ut EGO sum madidus.
I to run riot Guitar Man when I to be wet.
by Ruffle
Short sentences are easy to translate.
« Russian »
Короткие предложения легки для того чтобы перевести.
Short proposals are light in order to transfer.
scoop it right out of the bowl
« Danish »
scoop sig lige op fra den hoved
scoop themselves straight up from the brain
shall we fornicate?
« Greek »
τοξοειδείς;
arc-shaped?
by ralphwiggum
When I look in your eyes, all of my problems are forgotten and everything feels right again.
« Japanese »
私があなたの目を見るとき、私の問題すべては忘れられ、すべては再度右に感じる。
When I look at your eye, my problem everything is forgotten, as for everything is moved for the second time by the right.
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« Japanese »
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by aaa
hello my dear friend. you look like a fruit cake today
« Japanese »
こんにちは私の親愛なる友人。 フルーツのケーキのように今日見える
Today the friend who becomes my love. Like the cake of the fruit today it is visible
There will most likely be a lot of errors in this text, but this automatic translator is my only way to communicate at this point, and I hope I will be somewhat understandable, at least until I can find someone fluent in English or in French.
« Japanese »
少なくとも私が誰かを英語またはフランス語で流暢見つけてもいいまで多分このテキストに多くの間違いがあるが、この自動訳者は私のこの時点で伝達し合う方法だけであり私が幾分理解しやすいことを私は望む。
At least, until I whoever fluency may find with English or French, perhaps there are many mistakes in this text, but this automatic translator is just the method to transmit at my this point in time and I desire the fact that I am easy to understand somewhat.
Nice shirts like you!