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Where is your rooster, Buck?

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« French »

Où est votre coq, mâle ?

Where is your cock, male?

by Hurrai

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Can I have your number?

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« Chinese (traditional) »

我可以有您的數字？

I may have your digit?

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i wear my heart on my sleeve

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« Italian »

porto il mio cuore sul mio manicotto

port my heart on my muff

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I work in higher education.

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« Czech »

JÁ přimísit vyšší instruktáž.

SELF admix superior education.

by David Minger

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Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!

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« Latin »

leviculus offensus profundus Click smiley ut suffragium is sursum!

empty-headed offense deep Click smiley when church province this upwards!

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I require three large bundles of tiny bars of hotel soap. Please fetch them for me.

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« Japanese »

私はホテルの石鹸の小さい棒の3つの大きい束を要求する。私のためのそれらを取って来なさい。

I require the bundle whose three of the sticks where the soap of the hotel is small is large. Those because of me are taken, do.

by Veloci-Rapture

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No

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« Croatian »

nijedan, nikoji, ništa, nikako

on no account , on no account , on no account , on no account

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I ran rampant through the city killing hundreds of people

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« Russian »

Я побежал необузданное через сотниы умерщвления города людей

I broke into a run not bridled through [sotniy] of killing the city of the people

by Brian Anthony Reynolds

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i am the most awesome person to ever live

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« Chinese (simplified) »

我是居住的最令人敬畏的人

I am the housing most formidable person

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too drunk to fuck

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« Latin »

quoque madidus ut fuck

also wet when fuck

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