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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Happy ducks like to dance on yellow streetlamps!
« Greek »
Οι ευτυχείς πάπιες επιθυμούν να χορεψουν κίτρινα streetlamps!
You become happy ducks they wish they dance yellow streetlamps!
by emily
Poker in the front and liquor in the rear
« Italian »
Mazza nella parte anteriore e liquore nella parte posteriore
Mace in the front part and liqueur in the posterior part
while my brother was sleeping the cat peed on his feet.
« Korean »
나의 형제가 자고 있는 동안 고양이는 그의 발에 오줌누었다.
Exaltation while my sibling is sleeping urinated in his foot.
by Liz & Steffie
Drink alcohol until you die
« Japanese »
死ぬまで飲み物アルコール
Until it dies, beverage alcohol
i like to garden
« Norwegian »
jeg har lyst til hage
I've delight at chin
Who's your daddy?
« Welsh »
A s 'ch dad?
I go sound ' dogs father?
Somehow Colonel Sanders is a made up person like carne asada?
« Japanese »
どうかしてSanders大佐はcarneのasadaのような作られた人であるか。
How, doing, Sanders colonel seems like asada of carne and it is the person who was made?
You are an incredibly beautiful woman. Would you join me for a drink?
« Russian »
Вы будете неимоверно красивейшей женщиной. Вы соединили бы меня для питья?
You will be incredibly most beautiful woman. You would connect me for the drink?
Today I was drunk driving when I crashed in the sewer full of shit. The fucking policeman gave me a ticket for reckless driving that motherfucker
« Korean »
오늘 나는 나가 배설물의 하수구에서 충분히 부술 때 취중 운전이었다. 지독한 경찰관은 저에게 motherfucker 부주의 운전을 위한 표를 주었다
Today I when I break enough from the drain of the body waste, was drunk driving. The police officer who is severe gives the ticket for motherfucker reckless drivings in me,
Feed the salmon and get a postcard from my grandmother's boobs!
« Croatian »
Hranjenje losos i motorizirati se razglednica from moj baka budala!
Nutrition salmon plus motorize postcard from my grandmother budala!
by Carson
Nice shirts like you!