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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
I like to go shopping for shirts, but my favorite thing to buy are dresses.
« Turkish »
I beğenmek -e doğru gitmek alışveriş için gömlek , ama benim bkz. favour şey -e doğru satın almak are giydirmek.
I like had straight go to buying and selling in shirt , but my bkz. whiskers thing had straight purchase are clothe.
I have had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!
« Icelandic »
ÉG hafa had það með þessir móðir bölvaður slönguskinn á this móðir bölvaður flugvél!
I á brjósti had there with ;l) mother cursed snakeskin river this mother cursed airplane!
guns don't kill people, bullets do
« Croatian »
oružje ne ubiti narod , metak obaviti
weapon does not zap people , bullet complete
by dado
A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse!
« Chinese (simplified) »
马,马! 我的马的王国!
Horse, horse! My horse's kingdom!
by Maria
Scratch: The Ultimate DJ
« Russian »
Скрест: Типичный DJ
Scratch: Typical DJ
i cheated on my girlfriend
« Italian »
ho truffato sulla mia amica
I have swindled on my friend
Computer is amazing machine without engine.
« Greek »
Ο υπολογιστής καταπλήσσει τη μηχανή χωρίς μηχανή.
The computer surprises the machine without machine.
by Doxy
Black engulfs the dying light as he falls on frail wings of vanity and wax.
« Japanese »
黒は彼が虚栄心およびワックスの弱い翼でころぶと同時に死ぬライトを巻き込む。
Black him time involves the light/write which dies simultaneously with the [bu] with vain heart and the wing where the wax is weak.
by vert
my mom has two balls and there large, it is red from shock
« Spanish »
mi mamá tiene dos bolas y allí grande, es rojo de choque
my mother has two balls and there great, he is red of shock
Go find a hammer and a huge pile of sand. Then take that hammer and pound the entire pile straight up your ass!
« Japanese »
砂のハンマーそして巨大な山を探しに行きなさい。 それからそのハンマーを取り、あなたのろばの上の全体の山をまっすぐに打ち砕きなさい!
The hammer and the enormous mountain of the sand go to searching. Then take that hammer, break the entire mountain on your donkey straightly!
Nice shirts like you!