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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire
« Korean »
미덕 자비로운 중대한 야망이 큰 사람
Virtue the whacker the ambition which is merciful serious
I require three large bundles of tiny bars of hotel soap. Please fetch them for me.
« Japanese »
私はホテルの石鹸の小さい棒の3つの大きい束を要求する。 私のためのそれらを取って来なさい。
I require the bundle whose three of the sticks where the soap of the hotel is small is large. Those because of me are taken, do.
by Veloci-Rapture
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense, I jizzed in my pants.
« Portuguese »
Quando Bruce Willis estava inoperante no fim do sexto sentido, eu jizzed em minhas calças.
When Bruce Willis was inoperative in the end of the sixth direction, I jizzed in my pants.
by Nate
Feed the Fish Get a shirt!
« Filipino »
pakanin ang mangisda kumuha a umiwas!
feed the fish withdraw a shun!
by your mom
Ladies and gentlemen take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
« Latin »
Ladies quod liberalis take meus consultum , traho down vestri pardus quod labor lapsus in glacies.
Ladies and courteous take my decree , to drag down your panther and to slip upon ice.
Purple
« Welsh »
glasgoch, nglasgoch, 'n borffor, 'n lasgoch, porffor, yn borffor, yn lasgoch
purple , purple , ' heartburn purple , ' heartburn purple , purple , purply , purply
Ground control to Major Tom
« Slovenian »
zemlja pregled imeti za glavni predmet Tomaž
world X ray examination to major in Tom
I ran rampant through the city killing hundreds of people
« Russian »
Я побежал необузданное через сотниы умерщвления города людей
I broke into a run not bridled through [sotniy] of killing the city of the people
by Brian Anthony Reynolds
That cheeseburger I had eaten earlier, has come back to haunt me. I was in the bathroom, when I was killed by a chainsaw a killer had placed like a trap.
« Japanese »
私が、私に通うことを戻った先に食べてしまったチーズバーガーこと。 私は浴室に私がキラーがトラップのように置いたチェーンソーによって殺されたときに、いた。
I returned, commuting to me, [chizubaga] which is eaten first. As for me in the bathroom me the killer like the trap when being killed by the chain saw which is put, it was.
by Chizubaga
i am the most awesome person to ever live
« Chinese (simplified) »
我是居住的最令人敬畏的人
I am the housing most formidable person
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