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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Get your ass out that chair! How many times, Ernest, I gotta tell you to stay out my damn chair? You work on them cars all day gonna put the grease all in my chair, smear the grease there. Gotta sit on this grease. My gray pants still got grease all over 'em 'cause of you.
« Japanese »
あなたのろばを出しなさい議長を務める! 何時間、エルネスト、私は私のいまいましい椅子を外に出るように言うことを得たか。 それらに私の椅子にグリースをすべて置くことを1日中行く車をそこに塗りつけるグリースに取り組む。 このグリースで置かれることを得た。 私の灰色のズボンはまだ'をくまなくグリースを得た; em ' あなたの原因。
To produce your donkey the chairman is served! No time, the l nest, did I obtain the fact that the chair where I am ugly is said that it goes outside? The fact that in those the grease is put in place entirely in my chair 1 Japan and China is tackled the grease which is accustomed to painting the car which goes there. The fact that it is placed with this grease was obtained. The pants of my gray still & The grease was obtained the #039 without the [ku] [ma]; em ' Your cause.
by RCTMaster56
Well this is fun but I got to take a shower next to the rooster farm now.
« French »
Jaillissent ceci est amusement mais j'ai obtenu de prendre une douche à côté de la ferme de coq maintenant.
Spout out this is recreation but j' obtained to now take a shower beside the farm of cock.
My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.
« German »
Mein Computer geht unten auf mich häufig als meine Freundin.
My computer goes down on me frequently as my friend.
i want to be fucked
« Turkish »
i istemek -e doğru var olmak sikişmek
i wish for had straight exist fuck
Please pass the Cheetos, I love how they smell.
« Japanese »
それらがいかに臭いがするかCheetosを、私愛する渡しなさい。
Those do how smell, Cheetos, me is loved, transfer.
by Dandy
We hold these truths to be self evident
« Korean »
자명하기 위하여 이 진실이 우리에 의하여 보전된다
In order to be self-explanatory this truth in compliance with us is preserved
the dragon flew gracefully over the hills, its huge wings sending it soaring over lakes and forests.
« Slovenian »
zmaj viseče ustnice psa ljubek nad gorsko zdravilišee v Indiji , svoj ogromen peruti spodbuda to polet nad jezero ter gozd.
vixen flews venust rising of the hills , your walloping wings whetstone this zip rising of sheet of water and woods.
Stop, hammer time.
« Russian »
Остановите, бейте время молотком.
You will stop, beat time by hammer.
Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?
« Croatian »
Da li vi imati hrabrost i izdržljivost to udarac narudžbe i zustaviti istinabog in lice od opasnost i skoro siguran smrt?
Do you have valour plus endurance this wipe orders plus stay true in the license with threat plus almost watertight cessation of life?
I dont want to die tonight. No!
« Japanese »
私は今夜死にたいと思わない。 いいえ!
I do not think that tonight we would like to die. Calling obtaining!
Nice shirts like you!