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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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i am extremely tall, also i like candy
« Welsh »
dwi 'n anaelau 'n dal , hefyd cara candy
I am being ' heartburn pain ' heartburn continue , also I love shattered
balls
« Czech »
kule
diamond
Eat my piss, vermin!
« Japanese »
私の小便、害虫を食べなさい!
My urine, eat the noxious insect!
is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
« Chinese (simplified) »
是那在您的口袋的一个香蕉或是您愉快看我
Is that perhaps you looks at me happily in a yours pocket's banana
snap crackle pop
« Dutch »
onverwachte pop ritselen
unexpected headstock rustles
I shot Dick Cheney, but I did not shoot the deputy
« Italian »
Ho sparato a Dick Cheney, ma non ho sparato al delegato
I have talked nonsense to Dick Cheney, but I have not talked nonsense to the delegate
There once was a man from Nantucket, whose prick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped his chin, If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.
« Welsh »
'na siwrnai was ddyn chan Nantucket whose bigo was 'n gyhyd allai sipia 'i. Ddeudai ag a grin fel sychai eiddo elgeth , Ai 'm hoda was a cunt Allais fuck 'i.
' I do journey servant man with Nantucket whose pick servant ' heartburn as long he was able I sip ' I. He said with I go withered like he dried his chin , Or ' ores I shoot servant I go cunt I Was able fuck ' I.
by Bob Smith
I bought a new computer and it does not function correct and now I am going to take it back.
« Latin »
EGO bought a novus computer quod is does non muneris rectus quod iam EGO sum iens sumo is tergum.
I bought a novel calculation and this does not service straight and now I to be going to take this back.
To be or not to be!
« Chinese (traditional) »
生存还是毁灭!
The survival destroys!
by niko
Women and Men eat breakfast in bed.
« Danish »
Kvinder og Mandskab indtage morgenmad i leje.
Women and Crew capture breakfast to rent.
Nice shirts like you!