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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I found the cure for cancer!
« Danish »
JEG oprette den læge nemlig kræft!
I conclude the surgeon that is to say cancer!
would you like me to put my penis in your vagina?
« Chinese (simplified) »
在您的阴道您要不要我投入我的阴茎?
You want me in yours vagina to invest my penis?
when in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
« Danish »
hvor i løbet af human begivenheder sig bliver nødvendig nemlig sig folk hen til ophæve den politisk sporgruppe hvilke nyde sammenhængende sig hos en anden og hen til overtage imellem den beføjelser i den forbinde med jorden , den selvstændig og lig station hvorhen den Love i Art og i Art God berettige sig , en ordentlig henseende hen til den skøn i menneskene behøver at de burde tilkendegive den anledninger hvilke tilskynde sig hen til den adskillelse.
where in human events themselves proves requisite that is to say themselves they to abate the political band which receive consecutive themselves by another and to take on between the rights to the earth , the self-contained and alias station where the Rules to Breed and to Breed Good entitle themselves , a nice respect to the estimate to man requires that they ought intimate the reasons which incite themselves to the separation.
Oh my god, i just shit my pants!
« German »
Oh schiß mein Gott, i gerade meine Hosen!
Oh shit my God, i straight my trousers!
There is no sex in the champagne room.
« Slovenian »
je ne spol v sekt soba.
there is thingummy sex within sack room.
And as for me, give me liberty or give me bermuda shorts.
« Japanese »
そして私に関しては、私に自由を与えるか、または私にバミューダパンツを与えなさい。
And in regard to me, give freedom to me, or to me give the Bermuda underpants.
Ceiling cat is watching you fap
« Welsh »
Nen cath ydy yn bugeila 'ch fap
Ceiling cat he is being watching ' dogs map
Feed the fish!
« Icelandic »
Fæða the fiskur!
Give birth to the fishy!
Tesla is my dog's name
« Croatian »
Tesla je moj pasji ugled
Tesla had my canine worth
by caligula
The Tooth Fairy used to give kids nickels and quarters for their teeth, but now they want that coin with a bear on it.
« Chinese (traditional) »
齿妖过去常常給孩子他們的牙的鎳和處所,但是他們現在想要與涉及的那枚硬幣它。
The tooth monster gave the child frequently in the past their tooth's nickel and the quarter, but they want now with that coin which involved it.
Nice shirts like you!