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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Ever seen a cock fight?
« Romanian »
Either seen an cockpit fight?
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Who is the next Alice?
« Latin »
Quisnam est tunc Alice?
Quidnam is then Spelled?
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You are cordially invited to the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
« Finnish »
Te aari sydämellisyys herättää jotta avioituen -lta Prinssi Halukas ja Cover Keskikohta.
You are cordiality call to wedding from Prince Anxious and Kate Centre.
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did you know that a neck orgasm is a real thing
« German »
you knew that a Ansatzorgasmus is a material thing
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I like pie.
« Hungarian »
I like porkpie.
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lets go to bed to get an early start
« Portuguese »
it leaves to go to lodge to start a start in advance
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You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donder and Blitzen., But do you recall The most famous reindeer of all? Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Had a very shiny nose, And if you ever saw it, You could even say it glows. All of the other reindeer Used to laugh and call him names; They never let poor Rudolph Join in any reindeer games. Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say: Rudolph with your nose so bright, Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?" Then how the reindeer loved him As they shouted out with glee, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, You'll go down in history."
« Czech »
Tebe vŘdŘt Blatník a Tanečník a Skok a Hašteřivá ženská , Kometa a Chamtivost a Donder a Blesková válka , Aby ne činit tebe odvolání Člen určitý nejčetnější pověstný sob of celek? Rudolph člen určitý Červeň - Střemhlavý let Sob Mněl jsem jeden dokonalý blýskavý nos , A -li tebe jakkoli pila ono , Tebe could dokonce říci ono být rozpálen. Celek of nedávno sob Zvyklý čemu být veselý a čerpat jemu jména ; Ona nikdy dovolit bezvýznamný Rudolph Utkat se jakýkoliv sob hráč. Někdy jeden mlhavý Štědrý den , Santa came až k říci : Rudolph s tvůj nos asi tolik blýskavý , Nebude tebe být průvodčím má saně dnes večer? " Někdy jak? člen určitý sob Amor jemu Ačkoliv ona pokřikovat mimo s radost , Rudolph člen určitý Červeň - Střemhlavý let Sob , You'll klesnout v ceně do dějiny "
You know Mudguard plus Skipper plus Spring plus Vixen , Comet plus Cupidity plus Donder plus Thunderbolt war , Lest amount you withdrawals The most notorious reindeer of a total of? Redskin the Scarlet Nosedive Reindeer Had a sublime tawdry nose , PLUS li you somehow saw yon , You inch even say yon glow. A total of of newly reindeer Used to laugh plus tank him names ; She never allow unsubstantial Redskin Skirmish whatsoever reindeer sportsman. Sometimes a nebulous Nativity Santa came to say : Redskin with yours nose thereabouts tawdry , Won't you guide has slider tonight? " Sometimes as forth as? the reindeer Love him Not but that she whoop without with joy , Redskin the Scarlet Nosedive Reindeer You'll go down up history "
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I'm with stupid.
« Chinese (traditional) »
I am and am stupid.
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They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat
« Japanese »
They being mutual, their meats speak by fluttering. As for them passing by their meats, it can sing with gushing the air
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Don't you get it bitch, no one can hear you. Now shut the fuck up and get what's coming to you.
« Spanish »
You do not obtain the dog to him, nobody can oir to him. Now he closes the taken one for above and he obtains what is coming to you.
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