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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
red hot chicken
« Korean »
열광적인 닭
The chicken which is enthusiastic
a gay guy, a catholic priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
« Czech »
jeden èilý dìlat si dobrý den z nìkoho , jeden katolický duchovní a jeden rabín osopit se na jeden písèina.
a swift scoff at something , a catholic spiritual plus a rabbi walk into a shelf.
Well, actually you forgot Poland!
« Croatian »
Kvalitetno , zaista te je zaboravio Poljska!
Meeting high standards , truly these forgot Polish!
Do or do not, there is no try.
« Japanese »
試みがしないか、または、そこにない。
Attempt does not do, or, there is no there.
a rolling stone gathers no moss
« French »
pierre qui roule n'amasse pas mousse
hone which rolls n' do not pile up foam
by mark
It is late and I really need to sleep. Fixing my vacation schedule hurts.
« Japanese »
それは遅く、私は実際に眠る必要がある。 私の休暇のスケジュールを固定することは傷つく。
That is slow really to sleep, me necessary. Locking the schedule of my holiday is hurt.
by phlyingpenguin
Can I have your number?
« Icelandic »
Geta ÉG hafa þinn tala?
Be able to I á brjósti thy irrational number?
If I ate poo, would you help me?
« Italian »
Se mangiassi il poo, lo aiutereste?
If you ate the poo you would help, it?
I prefer straightforward women.
« Norwegian »
JEG foretrekke direkte kvinner.
I choose antipode female.
My mama always said : Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you are gonna get.
« Chinese (simplified) »
我的妈妈总是说: 生活是象一箱巧克力。 很难说什么您得到。
My mother always said: The life looks like a box of chocolate. Very difficult saying that any you obtain.
Nice shirts like you!