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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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excuse me, i need to use the toilet
« Spanish »
excúseme, yo necesitan utilizar el tocador
excúseme, I need to use the dressing table
by Larry
can i get your lollypop
« Czech »
pocínovat já brát tvůj lollypop
tin self nibble yours lollypop
A dork is a whales penis
« Japanese »
田舎くさい人はクジラの陰茎である
The countryside ill-smelling person is the penis of the whale
To Sherlock Holmes she is always the woman. I have seldom heard him mention her under any other name. In his eyes she eclipses and predominates the whole of her sex. It was not that he felt any emotion akin to love for Irene Adler. All emotions, and that one particularly, were abhorrent to his cold, precise but admirably balanced mind. (A Scandal in Bohemia, Arthur Conan Doyle)
« Welsh »
At Sherlock Holmes dydy beunydd 'r benyw. Ca anaml clywedig 'i chrybwyll 'i dan unrhyw arall enwa. I mewn eiddo chreuau chymyla a predominates 'r chrynswth chanddi hystlen. Bu mo a balfalai unrhyw annwyd 'n berthynasol at cara achos Irene Adler. Pawb chyffroadau , a a hun 'n benodol were abhorrent at eiddo annwyd , 'n fanwl namyn 'n edmygadwy clorianedig dendio. ( Ddrygair i mewn Bohemia Arthur Conan Doyle )
To Sherlock Holmes he is being daily ' group female. I have rarely heard ' I mention ' I we are being any other I name. In his holes I cloud I go predominates ' group mass with sex. He was not I go he felt any cold ' heartburn relevant to I love because hew One May account. Everyone motions , I go I go self ' heartburn designated were abhorrent to his cold , ' heartburn exact except ' heartburn admirable weighed tend. ( Ill Report in Bohemia arthu They Grumble Doyle )
Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
« Korean »
인간적인 충돌의 분야 결코에서 순전히 이렇게 몇몇에 이렇게 많은 것에 의해 빚지고있었다
Field of collision which is human purely to be like this some in compliance with the like this many thing from assuredly was getting into debt
Kick off your stilettos and fuck me in the backseat. ;D
« Japanese »
あなたの小剣を開始し、後席の私を性交しなさい。 ; D
Start your small sword, me of the rear cockpit have sexual intercourse. ; D
My pussycat is purring.
« French »
Mon minou ronronne.
My pussy hums.
by mimi
Knowledge talks, wisdom listens.
« Greek »
Οι συζητήσεις γνώσης, φρόνηση ακούνε.
The discussions of knowledge, prudence hear.
Go fuck yourself
« Croatian »
Iæi karati se
Leg fuck
I got 99 problems but the bitch ain't one.
« Icelandic »
ÉG got 99 vandamál en the tík ain't einn.
I litter 99 puzzle while the bitch ain't single.
Nice shirts like you!