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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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When my mother asked me if I wanted to eat a banana while I was wearing a tutu, I declined and asked for a pineapple instead.
« Icelandic »
Hvenær minn móðir skáhallur mig ef ÉG vilja til borða a banani á meðan ÉG var þreytandi a ballettpils , ÉG hnignun og skáhallur fyrir a ananas í staðinn.
When my mother slanting myself maybe I chance eat a banana meanwhile I var weary a tutu , I decline and slanting pay lip service to a pineapple instead.
shut the fuck up, before you get smacked the fuck up
« Korean »
당신에 의하여 위로 입맛을 다실 성교가 얻기 전에, 성교를 닫으십시오
In compliance with you before the teahouse sexual intercourse getting a comfort taste, close the sexual intercourse
I do not need to do drugs.
« Chinese (simplified) »
我不需要做药物。
I do not need to make the medicine.
by Ruffle
hits from the bong
« German »
Schläge vom Bong
Impacts of the Bong
I woke up this morning with a massive hangover.
« German »
Ich wachte heute morgen mit einem massiven Kater auf.
I woke up this morning with a substantial tomcat.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
« Italian »
Diem di Carpe. Grippi il giorno, ragazzi. Renda le vostre vite straordinarie.
Diem di Carpe. Grippi the day, boys. It renders your screw extraordinary.
I heard she fucked him so hard that he shouted.
« German »
Ich hörte, dass sie ihn so stark bumste, dass er schrie.
I heard that she bumste him so strongly that he cried.
i wish i could fly
« Japanese »
私は私が飛ぶことができることを望む
As for me the fact that I can fly is desired
It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes. I am getting so hot. I'm gonna take my clothes off.
« Swedish »
Den er får het här , så ta bort all din klä. JAG får så het. Jag er gonna ta min klä bort.
It's sheep hot here , so go away all your dress. SELF sheep so hot. I'm gonna take mine dress away.
Smoking seriously harms you and others around you.
« French »
Le tabagisme sérieusement nuit à vous et à d'autres autour de vous.
Nicotinism seriously night with you and d' others around you.
Nice shirts like you!