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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Do you feel lucky, punk?
« Danish »
Lave jer beføle heldig punk?
Get you paw happy item?
Give me a break!
« Greek »
Μου δώστε ένα σπάσιμο!
You give me a fracture!
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
« Italian »
Un martini. Agitato, non mescolato.
A martini. Mental patient, not stirred.
oh, crap
« Russian »
oh, гречиха
oh, the buckwheat
by IZABEL
i knocked up your mother. heck yes!
« Japanese »
私はあなたの母の上でたたいた。 はい経糸ガイド!
I hit on your mother. It is, the warp guide!
I just defecated in my pants. Would you be a dear and help me clean it up?
« Russian »
Я как раз испражнялся в моих кальсонах. Вы были бы дорогим и помогали бы мне очистить его вверх?
I exactly of [isprazhnyalsya] in my drawers. You would be expensive and they would help me to clean him upward?
i was like baby baby baby ohhhh like baby baby baby ohh baby baby baby ohh i thought you would always be mine, mine
« Japanese »
私はohh Iが考えた赤ん坊の赤ん坊の赤ん坊のohhの赤ん坊の赤ん坊の赤ん坊のような赤ん坊の赤ん坊の赤ん坊のohhhhのよう私の物の鉱山常にであることをだった
I like ohhhh of the baby of the baby of the baby like the baby of the baby of the baby of ohh of the baby of the baby of the baby whom ohh I thought the mine of my ones was to be always
by Ella Brown
plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is.
« German »
Plumpsplumps Fizz Fizz oh, eine welche Entlastung es ist.
Plumpsplumps Fizz Fizz oh, which discharge it is.
I really need to use the bathroom but I am just too lazy to get off my chair and go.
« Italian »
Realmente devo usare la stanza da bagno ma sono appena troppo pigro per togliermi dalla mia sedia e per andare.
I really must use the room from I bathe but they are hardly too much lazy in order to remove themselves from my chair and in order to go.
by Jennk
To be or not to be that is the question.
« Chinese (traditional) »
生存还是毁灭那是問題。
The survival destroys that is a question.
by Cameron
Nice shirts like you!