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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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You just lost the game.
« German »
Sie verloren gerade das Spiel.
They lost the straight play.
confucius says, man go to bed with itchy hole, man wake up with smelly finger
« Russian »
Конфуций говорит, человек идет положить в постель с зудящим отверстием, бодрствованием человека вверх с smelly перстом
[Konfutsiy] he speaks, man goes to assume into the bed with the pruritic opening, the wakefulness of man upward from smelly by the finger
by vijay kate
Come with me if you want to live.
« Serbian »
Dogoditi se s mene da te oskudica za živ.
Befall with me yes you dearth after alert.
You're starting to piss me off, you piggly son of a bitch! Call me!
« Czech »
You're trhnutí až k moè mne do konce , tebe praseèí chlívek èubèí syn! Èerpat mne!
You're wrenching to water me to the end , you sty son-of-a-bitch! Tank me!
by AD2353
I lost my virginity to a Belgian hooker.
« Russian »
Я потерял мою девственность к бельгийскому рыболовному судну.
I lost my virginity to the Belgian fishing vessel.
by tonyr
You are an incredibly beautiful woman. Would you join me for a drink?
« Czech »
Tebe ar neurè. èlen neuvìøitelný pøekrásný žena. Chtìl bych tebe spojit mne do jeden doušek?
You are neurè. member past belief beautiful woman. Would you merge me up a tope?
I want you to poop on my chest.
« Japanese »
私は私の箱の船尾にほしいと思う。
I think that we want in the stern of my box.
Dear pesky plumbers. The Koopalings and I have taken over the mushroom kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa hotels. I dare you to find her if you can.
« Welsh »
Anwylyd pesky blymyddion. 'r Koopalings a Chymerais ar 'r mushroom brenhiniaeth. 'r dywysoges ydy awron a 'n arhosol gwestai am hun chan 'm 'n saith Koopa gwestai. Anturia 'ch at ca 'i ai alli.
Beloved pesky plumbers. ' group Koopalings I go I Took signs ' group mushroom kingdom. ' group princess he is being now I go ' heartburn abiding guest about self with ' ores ' heartburn seven Koopa guest. I venture ' dogs to I have ' I or you are being able.
by CDiFan237
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide No escape from reality Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see I'm just a poor boy (Poor boy) I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go Little high, little low Any way the wind blows Doesn't really matter to me, to me
« Welsh »
Ydy hon 'r 'n sylweddol buchedd? Ydy hon jyst fantasy? Daliedig mewn landslide Na ddianc chan gwirionedd Agor 'ch chreuau Ddisgwyl i fyny at 'r ffurfafennau a canfod Fi m jyst a 'n dlawd bachgen ( 'n Dlawd bachgen ) Fi angen na chydymdeimlad Achos fi m 'n esmwyth d , 'n esmwyth cer Hychydig 'n dal , hychydig beichia Unrhyw ffordd 'r am-dro belts Doesn't 'n sylweddol chrawn ata , ata
He is being this ' group ' heartburn substantial life? He is being this just toothless? Continued in landslide I Do escape with truth Open ' dogs holes Look up to ' group firmaments I go see I ores just I go ' heartburn poor boy (' heartburn Poor boy ) I need I do sympathy Because I ores ' heartburn soft heartburn , ' heartburn soft go Few ' heartburn continue , few I burden Any way ' group he may wind blows.) ' heartburn substantial matter to , to
We have created something special for you. Please take this.
« Latin »
Nos have partum quispiam proprius vobis. Commodo take is.
We fui to bear anyone one's own you. To make fit take this.
Nice shirts like you!