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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I think I have a habit of rubbing myself against cactus trees. will you make love to me?
« Japanese »
私は私が摩擦の習慣を自分自身サボテンの木に対して有することを考える。 私に愛を作るか。
I think of that I possess the habit of friction vis-a-vis the wood of my own cactus. Is love made in me?
by Morgiebear
Holy fucking shit.
« Spanish »
Mierda de mierda santa.
Excrement excrement santa.
by Me
The police are always shaking down black people.
« Chinese (simplified) »
警察总是震动在黑人下。
Police always vibrate under the black.
If you have got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.
« Slovenian »
če vi življati got jih z žoga svoj srčne karte ter srce hoteti slediti.
whether you have got them Z wrong one your hearts and yolk yammer wait on, wait upon.
Justin bieber is an ugly woman.
« French »
Le bieber de Justin est un femme laid.
The bieber of Justin is a woman ugly.
by SarahW42
They see me rollin, they hatin, patrolin trying to catch me riding dirty.
« Japanese »
彼らは私にrollin、彼らhatin、私をつかまえることを試みるpatrolin汚れた乗馬会う。
They rollin, patrolin which tries the fact that they hatin and I are caught the horseback riding which becomes dirty meet in me.
Jesus always had a pumpkin pie in his pocket.
« Romanian »
Jesus always had un pumpkin plăcintă înăuntru lui buzunar.
Jesus always had an pumpkin waffle in him pocket.
by Kelley
Shake your groove thing!
« Japanese »
あなたの溝の事を揺すりなさい!
Shake the thing of your groove!
All hell break loose !
« Slovenian »
vsi hudièa zlom svoboden!
young and old hell snap voluntarily!
by Renaldi
The contents of my fridge: egg, milk, banana, English muffins, cream cheese, and, unequivocally mould.
« Japanese »
私の冷却装置の内容: 卵、ミルク、バナナ、英国マフィン、クリームチーズは、明白に形成し。
Contents of my cooling system: The egg, the milk, the banana, the English muffin, it forms the cream cheese, clearly.
Nice shirts like you!