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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Would you like to go home with me and make sweet sweet love?
« Portuguese »
Você gosta de ir para casa comigo e de fazer o amor doce doce?
You like to go for house with me and to make the love candy candy?
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death.
« Chinese (traditional) »
明天和明天和明天,每天漸增音量這狹窄步幅,對記錄的時間最后音節; 並且所有我們的昨天點燃了傻瓜方式對多灰塵的死亡。
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, will gradually increase volume this narrow stride width every day, to record time final syllable; And possessed our yesterday to light the fool way to the multi-dust death.
Sex is great. I like having sexual intercourse with lots and lots of people, but I am at risk of catching a sexually transmitted disease.
« Korean »
성은 중대하다. 나는 사람들의 제비 그리고 제비와 가진 성교가 있고 싶다, 그러나 나는 성병을 붙잡기의 위험한 상태에 이다.
Royal favor is serious. I with the swallow and the swallow of the people are sexual intercourse which has and, is a condition which but seizing the venereal disease, is dangerous.
Get the fuck in my ass, cock daddy!
« Japanese »
私のろば、雄ん鶏のお父さんの性交を得なさい!
Me it is slow, the male it is profit do the sexual intercourse of the father of the chicken!
Suck on my dick and lick my nuts!
« Turkish »
emmek üstünde benim yarak ve yalamak benim deli!
suck on my twat and lick my madness!
by Kelley
What ho? GET BACK ON THAT CACK!
« Korean »
무슨ho? 저것에CACK을 돌려받으십시요!
ho? Turn the CACK to that and receive!
Because I could not stop for death, he kindly stopped for me.
« Italian »
Poiché non potrei arrestarmi per la morte, si è arrestato gentilmente per me.
Since I could not be arrested for the dead women, has been arrested kindly for me.
solid like a stone
« Korean »
고체는 돌을 좋아한다
The solid body likes the pebble
suck on my dick
« Japanese »
私の嫌なやつで吸いなさい
Inhale with my hateful person
by fedora
What we've got here is a failure to communicate
« Welsh »
Beth ni ve got dyma aball at chyfranna
Thing we ve coat here is destruction to I contribute
Nice shirts like you!