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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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The sushi is good, but the rice is cooked wrong and tastes like testicles.
« Japanese »
寿司はよいが、米は間違って調理され、睾丸のように味がする。
The sushi is good, but the United States is by mistake cooked, like the testis taste does.
by jkbsrgtf
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use that crap, be lucky
« Norwegian »
bruk det crap , være lykkelig
use facts crap , be feel felicitous
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Does a bear shit in the woods?
« Norwegian »
Does a big fat man shit in facts three?
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will you blow me in the parking lot?
« Korean »
A non l thing which it will carry inside the parking lot which it spreads out?
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paula deen looks like a roaring tiger
« Croatian »
Paula deen izgleda kao bučan tigar
Paula deen looks as if bučan tiger
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Everytime I try something different, I am sometimes amused, and other times not
« Japanese »
Everytime I の試み別の何か私は時々、他の時間ない楽しみ
Attempt another something of Everytime I I occasionally the pleasure which is not other time
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that water bottle is foul
« Welsh »
a ddyfrha botelu ydy budra
I go I water bottle he is being I dirty
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lick my pussy lips with your wet soft tongue
« Portuguese »
lamba meus bordos do bichano com sua lingüeta macia molhada
it licks my edges of the pussy with its wet soft tongue-piece
by Kelsey
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What in the hell is this penis doing here?! You're an asshole, the game is oh shit.
« Japanese »
ここにするこの陰茎はである何か。! You' ろくでなしに関して、ゲームは畜生ある。
What where is this penis which is turned to here?! You' Dying regarding with the [ro] [ku], as for the game it is the domesticated fowl and animals raw.
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let's get down tonight, let's celebrate
« Korean »
오늘 밤 내려오자, 경축하자
Tonight descend, celebration flaw
Nice shirts like you!