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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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When I look in your eyes, all of my problems are forgotten and everything feels right again.
« Japanese »
私があなたの目を見るとき、私の問題すべては忘れられ、すべては再度右に感じる。
When I look at your eye, my problem everything is forgotten, as for everything is moved for the second time by the right.
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There will most likely be a lot of errors in this text, but this automatic translator is my only way to communicate at this point, and I hope I will be somewhat understandable, at least until I can find someone fluent in English or in French.
« Japanese »
少なくとも私が誰かを英語またはフランス語で流暢見つけてもいいまで多分このテキストに多くの間違いがあるが、この自動訳者は私のこの時点で伝達し合う方法だけであり私が幾分理解しやすいことを私は望む。
At least, until I whoever fluency may find with English or French, perhaps there are many mistakes in this text, but this automatic translator is just the method to transmit at my this point in time and I desire the fact that I am easy to understand somewhat.
See what is lost
« Japanese »
失われるものが見なさい
Those which are lost see
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« Icelandic »
Toppur hlutfall
Apex ratio
I am breathing.
« Finnish »
I-KIRJAIN olen hengitys..
I - LETTER am respiration.
Do not touch yourself at night.
« Hungarian »
Nem szabad hozzányúlni önmaga éjjel.
Do not touch yourself nightly.
I am Dale Husband, the Honorable Skeptic
« German »
Ich bin Tal-Ehemann, der werte Skeptiker
I am valley husband, the worth sceptic
what what, in the butt
« Chinese (traditional) »
什麼什麼,在靶垛
Any anything, in butt
My dog ate a rawhide too quickly and vomited blood.
« Korean »
나의 개는 생가죽을 너무 빨리 먹고 혈액을 구토했다.
Ate the house of birth gruel which me folds too and quickly vomited the blood.
Nice shirts like you!