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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I see that you have large breasts. Can I, perchance, play motorboat?
« Danish »
Ja så at du har stor bryster. Kunne Jeg perchance , leg motorboat?
I see that you've extensive tits. Could I perchance , play motorboat?
Silly Cloud, don't bring a sword to a gunfight!
« Serbian »
Luckast Oblak , nemoj donijeti jedan mač za jedan topovski paljba!
Silly Cloud , don't yield a sword after a cannon discharge!
by Fenryk
its snowing like crazy in the mountains. We should go skiing dude.
« French »
sa chute de neige comme fou dans les montagnes. Nous devrions aller type de ski.
its snowfall like insane in the mountains. We should go standard from ski.
a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away
« Korean »
장시간 전에 안으로 은하 멀리, 아주 저쪽에
Before long time the galaxy far, quite in inside in over there
quoth the raven "Nevermore."
« Norwegian »
andel det grådig Nevermore. "
quota facts greedy Nevermore. "
by charlie
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
« Portuguese »
Seja sempre cuidadoso da Software Engineer que carreg uma chave de fenda.
Either always careful of the Engineer Software that carreg a crack key.
Sham wow!
« Chinese (simplified) »
假哇!
False ha!
by Foster
Life is not measured by the breaths you take but by the moments that take your breath away.
« Croatian »
Život nije odmjeren mimo dah te uzeti ali mimo tren taj uzeti tvoj dah daleko.
Curriculum vitae is not undemonstrative past whiffle these to take limit past wink this to take yours whiffle far away.
Hi my name is jack and i think you are hot.
« Japanese »
こんにちは私の名前はジャッキであり、熱いことを私は考える。
Today as for my name it is the jack, I think of hot thing.
by limestallc
Your mom was good in bed.
« Japanese »
あなたのお母さんはベッドでよかった。
Your mother may be the bed.
Nice shirts like you!