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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
I like to rock out with my cock out.
« Russian »
Я люблю тряхнуть вне с моим краном вне.
I love to shake outside with my crane outside.
I don't speak Welsh, I speak French. Nonsense!
« Welsh »
Gwisga t areithia Cymraeg , Areithia 'n Ffrengig. Nonsense!
I dress tower I speak Welsh , I Speak ' heartburn French. Nonsense!
um relis rato roedor roeu a roupa e o roupão do rei de roma
« Danish »
relis erosive rotte gnave den klæder og den roupão i den konge i Rome
o rato erosivo da religião come afastado na roupa e no roupão ao rei a romano
There's a vampire behind me and bit me and gave me a penny in exchange for my blood.
« Norwegian »
Det er en vampire bak meg og bit meg og ga meg en penny inne bytte for meg blod.
It is a vampire at the back my and bit my and donated my a pencil in booty for my blood.
That would have been good if you included the funny part.
« Icelandic »
Þessi vildi hafa been góður ef þú innifalinn the hlægilegur hluti.
;l) would á brjósti been kind maybe you included the funny part.
Do you know who ate all the donuts?
« Chinese (simplified) »
您是否知道谁吃了所有油炸圈饼?
Whether you did know who ate all fried in oil the circle cake?
Use the force Luke!
« Japanese »
力ルークを使用しなさい!
Use power [ruku]!
Steelers thump Cardinals in Super Bowl XLIII.
« Czech »
Ocel bouchat Hlavní do Nad- Číše XLIII.
Steel thump Mainsail up Sur Goblet XLIII.
I would of brought you cookies, but I ate them.
« German »
Ich wurde von Ihnen Plätzchen geholt, aber ich aß sie.
I was gotten by you Plätzchen, but I ate her.
I fucked myself last night. My vibrator is my best friend!
« German »
Ich bumste mich gestern Abend. Mein Zerhacker ist mein bester Freund!
I bumste myself last night. My chopper is my best friend!
Nice shirts like you!