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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
feel me all over but you will never find my pen
« Korean »
저 전면 그러나 당신을 결코 찾아낼 것이다 나의 펜을 느끼지 말라
That whole surface will seek you but assuredly the pen does not feel,
Now you're thinking with portals.
« Japanese »
今度はyou' 入口と再考えること。
This time you' The entrance and reconsideration obtain.
bad attitude
« Danish »
skadelig holdning
poisonous walk
Shut the fuck and suck my cock
« French »
Fermez la baise et sucez mon robinet
Close kisses it and suck my tap
Do people only use this website to translate sexual messages?
« Chinese (simplified) »
人们是否只使用这个网站翻译性消息?
Whether the people only do use this website translator the news?
Других столь же уверенных в себе нефтяников в отечестве найти непросто, особенно среди частников.
« English »
Other such confident in itself oil-industry workers in the fatherland to find complex, especially among the petty private traders.
Другие такие уверенно в действительности работники масл-индустрии в отечестве для того чтобы найти комплекс, специально среди подленьких приватных торговцев.
The government is fucking awesome
« Korean »
정부는 최고 성교이다
The government is highest sexual intercourse
Happy new year!
« Korean »
새해 복 많이 받으세요!
New year luck receive plentifully!
by Joe W-M
Try this one on for size!
« Spanish »
¡Intente éste encendido para el tamaño!
This one ignition for the size tries!
Friendship is forever.
« Serbian »
Prijateljstvo 3. lice od TO BE u prezentu zauvek.
Familiarity 3. wis with IT BE from present forever.
Nice shirts like you!