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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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What if were you hanging up on this wall? If it were you and that sandwich you wouldn't be laughing at all!
« Japanese »
何をこの壁で掛けていたか。 それがあなたおよびそのサンドイッチwouldn' tは全然笑っている!
What was applied in this wall? That you and its sandwich wouldn' You laugh t at all!
The end is not was but is there to the end of the human waste.
« Japanese »
端はそこになかったり人の排泄物の端にあるないが。
There is no edge there and/or there is an edge of excretory ones of the person it is not, but.
by Ricky Bobby
I have flatulence that is powerful enough to melt steel, so you may want to stand back.
« German »
Ich habe Blähung, die genug leistungsfähig ist, Stahl zu schmelzen, also können Sie zurück stehen wünschen.
I have blowing, which is enough efficient to melt steel therefore can you back stand to wish.
My penis is so long if I put it on the keyboard it would go from a to z.
« Greek »
Το πέος μου είναι τόσο μακρύ εάν τον έβαλα στο πληκτρολόγιο που θα πήγαινε από το α στο Ω.
My penis is so much long if I put him in the keyboard that would go from a to the [O].
by Terrence
I'm really bored
« Chinese (simplified) »
I' m真正地乏味
I' m truly tasteless
There is no place I would rather be than church
« Korean »
나가 교회 보다는 오히려 일 아무 장소도 없다
Goes out and the church is not also anyone place which rises rather
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
« Korean »
솔직하게, 나의 귀중한, I don' t는 저주를 준다.
It is frank, me it is valuable, me imprecation widely known it is not.
by Brett
To be or not to be, that is the question; whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outragious fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing, end them;
« Icelandic »
Til vera eða ekki til vera , þessi er the spurning ; hvort myndað af it is aðalsmaður í the hugur til þjást the teygjubyssa og ör af outragious örlög , eða til taka vopn aftur a sjór af leysa og við andstæða , endir þá ;
To be or not to be , ;l) is the question ; sure alluvial with - sjá það is aristocrat into the mind to suffer the catapult and scar with outragious exhausted , or to take antitank back away hrökklast a sea with work and accustom contrast , then ;
Happy ducks like to dance on yellow streetlamps!
« Greek »
Οι ευτυχείς πάπιες επιθυμούν να χορεψουν κίτρινα streetlamps!
You become happy ducks they wish they dance yellow streetlamps!
by emily
Who's your daddy?
« Welsh »
A s 'ch dad?
I go sound ' dogs father?
Nice shirts like you!