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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
« German »
Kein bastard gewann überhaupt einen Krieg, indem er für sein Land starb. Er gewann ihn, indem er das andere arme stumme Bastard bildete, stirbt für sein Land.
No hybrid won at all a war, by dying for its country. It won it, by forming other poor mute hybrid, dies for its country.
I want to go to the mall and go shopping, but I do not want to buy any pretzels, even though they do have amazing pretzels.
« Japanese »
すばらしいプレッツェルを食べるのに私はモールに行き、買物をすることを行きたいと思うがプレッツェルを買いたいと思わない。
Although the splendid pretzel is eaten, I go to the mall, that it shops we would like to do, but we would like to buy the pretzel.
What big eyes you have!
« Norwegian »
Hva stor eyes du har!
What bumper eyes you have!
As a german I eat many hotdogs everyday though it makes me fat
« German »
Da ein Deutscher ich viele Würstchen essen, die zwar täglich sind, bildet es mich Fett
Since a German I many small sausages eat, which are daily, it educates me to fat
by Ron
Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jack came down with a smile.
« Icelandic »
Tjakkur og Jill went upp the hæð. Tjakkur úlfaldi dúnn með a bros.
Jackscrew and Jill went devise the height. Jackscrew camel fuzz with a smile.
Justina is desperate for the shower
« Japanese »
Justinaはシャワーのために絶望的である
Justina is desperate because of the shower
by Amy
Why are my eyebrow so itchy when I scratch them?
« Chinese (simplified) »
当我抓他们时,为什么是我的眼眉很痒的?
When I catch them, why is my eyebrow itches very much?
Beware of the big green dragon on your doorstep !
« Korean »
당신의 현관 계단에 큰 녹색 용의 조심하십시오!
Big green suspicion take care in your doorstep!
the gods must be crazy
« Japanese »
神は狂気でなければならない
God must be insanity,
by Ptah
I like boobies
« German »
Ich mag Dummköpfe
I like fools
Nice shirts like you!