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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
« Japanese »
美は見る人の目にある。
As for beauty there is an eye of the person who is seen.
While i fuck your wife, could you please wash my car!
« Korean »
당신의 아내가 나에 의하여 성교하는 동안, 당신은 나의 차를 세척할 수 있었다!
Your wife in compliance with while has sexual intercourse, you my three ship the possibility of doing is! where
Mon pauvre ami, laissez moi donc vous aider, vous me semblez bien malade. Ce remède vous aidera sans doute. Allons, buvez ! Je vous veux le plus grand bien.
« Slovenian »
svoj uboren prijatelj , vi torej pustiti mi pomoč vi zdeti se mi čisto bolan. to lečilo hoteti nedvomen pomoč vi. pustiti nas teči , pitje! jaz biti brez vi največi dober.
votre sympathisant minable, vous pour conclure la perte nous stand-by vous pour sembler nous jaillissons malsain. ce remède yammer stand-by incontesté vous. perte que nous nous écoulons goutte à goutte, wassail ! veuillez agréer l'expression de nos salutations distinguées pour vouloir pour vous le plus grand dober.
Puta que o pariu
« Danish »
Puta barsle at sig
Puta dá o nascimento que ele mesmo
by Moleu
Hello good sir, may I pet your dog?
« Japanese »
こんにちはよい、私はあなたの犬をかわいがってもよいか。
Today is good, I may love your dog?
I strongly dislike the strap on my watch.
« Korean »
나는 강하게 나의 시계에 결박을 싫어한다.
I dislike binding in the clock of the fall crab.
by Kevin
Yes! It is truth! Today I am feeling myself so much enjoy and proudness! My huge and unfriendly bodyguard Sergei is being victorious in All Provinces Yoga Tournament! See here photograph of winning yoga position, as featured in local gazette, “Revolting Peasant Today.” People sometimes under mistaken apprehension that my faithful (yet huge and unfriendly) bodyguard is simply common thug!
« Russian »
Да! Правда! Сегодня я себя ощупывание так много наслаждаюсь и proudness! Мой огромный и нетоварищеский телохранитель Sergei победоносен в всем турнире йоги провинций! См. здесь фотоснимок выигрывая положения йоги, как отличено в местной газетте, «мятежный селянин сегодня.» Люди иногда под ошибочным дурным предчувствием которого мой верный (но огромный и нетоварищеский) телохранитель просто общий бандит!
Yes! Pravda! Today I itself feeling so much delight in and proudness! My enormous and unfriendly bodyguard Sergei is victorious in entire tournament the yogi of provinces! See here photograph winning positions yogi, as it is distinguished in the local gazette, “rebellious peasant today.” People sometimes under erroneous bad presentiment of which my loyal (but enormous and unfriendly) bodyguard is simply general bandit!
by Wendy Muzlanova
i am going to rape you up the fuck hole
« Icelandic »
ég er að fara til nauðga þú upp the ríða gat
I is snuggle up to go to rape you devise the screw opening
stop in the name of love before you break my heart
« Welsh »
arhosa i mewn 'r enwa chan cara rhagoch dorri 'm asgre
I wait in ' group I name with I love lest break ' ores bosom
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
« Japanese »
ウッドチャックが木をチャックで取り付けることができればどの位木がウッドチャックのチャックできたか
If the woodchuck could install the wood with the chuck, which rank wood the chuck of the woodchuck was possible?
Nice shirts like you!