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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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you and me aint nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
« Croatian »
te i mene aint ništa ali sisavac na taj način dozvoljava obaviti Internet poput oni obaviti na otkriće Chanel
these plus myself aint on no account limit mammal to this mode lets complete IT like the those complete at an unveiling Chanel
I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day.
« Croatian »
I'd izaæi na zrak bojazan od sporazum na bojazan od neznanje bilo koji dan.
I'd take the air misgiving with agreement at an misgiving with ignorance whichever day.
by Gauldar
my name is henri. i am a black cat i live a life of luxury my caretakers love me but i am empty my filtered water tastes impure i rarely purr my chicken and giblets have begun to taste exactly like my whitefish and tuna in gravy it's all the same i am free i am imprisoned my thumbs are not opposable yet i oppose everything i make new friends but i seldom keep them it seems i was made to suffer and why not? aren't we all? the monkey mocks me with every flip i am lost everywhere i am scorned i am like a pendulum that does not swing if my tail wags it is a reflex action nothing more i am haunted i am henri
« French »
mon nom est Henri. je suis un chat noir je vis une vie de luxe mes gardiens m'aiment mais je suis vide mon eau filtrée goûte impure je ronronne rarement mon poulet et abattis ont commencé à goûter exactement comme mon poisson à chair blanche et thon en sauce au jus it' ; s tous les mêmes je suis libre je suis emprisonné mes pouces ne sont pas opposables pourtant je m'oppose à tout je fais de nouveaux amis mais je les garde rarement il semble que j'ai été incité pour souffrir et pourquoi pas ? aren' ; t nous tous ? le singe me raille avec chaque chiquenaude je suis perdu je suis dédaigné partout je suis comme un pendule qui ne balance pas si ma queue remue c'est une action réflexe rien plus je suis hanté je suis Henri
my name is Henri. I am a black cat I live a life of luxury my guards m' like but I am empty my filtered water tastes impure I seldom hum my chicken and meat offals started to taste exactly like my fish with white flesh and sauce tuna with the juice it' S all the same ones I am free I am imprisoned my inches are not opposable however I m' oppose to all I make new friends but I seldom keep them it seems that j' was incited to suffer and why not? aren' T us all? the monkey scoffs me with each flick I am lost I am scorned everywhere I am as a pendulum which does not balance if my prick stirs up c' is an action reflex nothing more I am haunted I am Henri
by Henri meaow
attraktive verkäuferinnen sind schlecht fürs geschäft.
« Russian »
привлекательные ассистенты магазина плох для дела.
die attraktiven Assistenten des Speichers von [plokh] für die Angelegenheit.
Why is the blue sky?
« Korean »
푸른 하늘은 왜 인가?
The blue sky why authorization?
by Mr. Sam
bis dass der tod euch scheidet.
« Italian »
fino a quella morte lo separa.
bis zu dem trennt es es tote Frauen.
by bianca
Do you have any chocolate covered flamingoes?
« Czech »
Činit tebe mít jakýkoliv čokoláda deska plameňák?
Amount you hold whatsoever chocolate slab flamingo?
Jovem cai da janela ao tentar retirar bandeira alemã
« Korean »
독일 깃발을 제거하는 것을 시도할 경우의 창의 젊은 가을
Originalidade do caso o fato que remove o outono dos jovens da bandeira de Alemanha
by Cardoso
Move bitch get out the way
« Korean »
움직임 암컷은 방법을 나간다
The female moving goes out method
i love you so much, will you marry me
« Japanese »
私は、結婚する私と非常に愛する
I love me who get married and very
Nice shirts like you!