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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Sometimes all I want to do is have sex. Other times, I just want to lie under the blankets, warm and cozy and in love.
« Japanese »
時々私がしたいと思うすべては性を持つことである。 他の時間、私はちょうど毛布の下に、暖かくおよび居心地のよいですそして愛にありたいと思う。
Occasionally everything which you think that I would like to do, is to have characteristic. Other time, I exactly under the blanket, and atmosphere am good warmly, is and we would like there to be love.
:)
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may i help you
« Danish »
må jeg hjælp jer
can i benefits you
:)
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I can has cheeseburger?
« Slovenian »
morem has s sirom in seckljanim zrezkom obložen kruhek?
I may has cheeseburger?
:)
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What do you do with a drunken sailor?
« Italian »
Which thing fairies with a sailor drunken?
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I like big butts and I can not lie. You other brothers can't deny. When a girl walks in with a little bitty waist and that round thing in your face you get sprung.
« Chinese (simplified) »
我喜欢大靶垛并且我无法说谎。您其它兄弟无法否认。当女孩进来以小的片断的腰部和那件圆的事在您的面孔您得到反弹。
I like the big butt and I being unable to lie. Your other brothers are unable to deny. When the girl comes in by the small piece waist and that round matter you obtains the resilience in yours face.
:)
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Hey, if you're going to hit me, at least hit me harder than last time, you fucking pussy!
« Chinese (traditional) »
嘿,如果you' 再去艱苦擊中我,至少命中我比上次,您與性交的貓!
Hey, if you' Goes to hit me difficultly again, hits I to compare at least previous time, you and sexual intercourse's cat!
:)
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I can talk about all the things that make me happy (and they are many). If you know me, enjoy. If you don't know me, hi!
« Latin »
I can say whole occurrence when to set in place me rejoicing ( and they are many more ). If you wish you to occupy me , to use. If you wish you don't to occupy me THESE are loyal to the king!
:)
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will justin bieber ever hit puberty?
« Italian »
il bieber di Justin colpirà mai la pubertà?
the bieber of Justin it will never hit the pubertà?
:)
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Call me Randy.
« Filipino »
call me random.
:)
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¿Quién dice que la traducción no puede ser divertida?
« Norwegian »
Hvem sier det oversettelsen kan ikke være morsom?
Quién dicen la compilación can' de los hechos; ¿t sea diversión de la sensación?
Nice shirts like you!